Is it normal to take a poop and then wash out your butt crack?

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I have a super hairy arse, as it is, when I make a double duce, it like trying to clean vomit out of a shag carpet with a wire brush when I get done.

I've gotten into the habit of making my push and then hopping in the shower. My own shower, only, mind you. I use the detachable shower head and rinse my arse out and use my fingers to scrub out the filth.

I mentioned this to a friend and they freaked out. Is this normal?

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  • reginaFalangi
    8 years ago

    You should get those detachable shower heads that are made specially for the toilet. (more practical than getying inyo the shower)
    Also, I'd try trimming the hair with scissors if i were you.

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    • u8mysis
      8 years ago

      get yourself a bidet, it worked for my DAD, he also had hemorrhoids. He was a weight lifter when he was younger, he had no choice.

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  • Sultan_AliBinShiek
    8 years ago

    Smear it on your left hand. You'll become accustomed to the smell.

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  • toofgod
    8 years ago

    I find it more convenient to sit my ass on the sink, with a cupped hand woosh the water up there and make sure to get around the rim of the ass goood. Haven't wiped in years I think its nasty. Baby wipes excluded.

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    • Rihyae
      8 years ago

      What do you do at public restrooms if you use those? Just curious.

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      • toofgod
        8 years ago

        I don't shit in public restrooms that's disgusting however I do piss hard on those pink wafers in urinals.

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        • Rihyae
          8 years ago

          Okay so I tried your method, and it was actually a bit relaxing and therapeutic. That is, until I hopped off the sink and nearly fell forward, only to stumble backwards and hit my tailbone... It felt a lot cleaner than just wiping though.

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          • toofgod
            8 years ago

            When you pat dried your ass did the toilet paper fibers tangle and snag up in your ass hairs? Haha. If it happens you'll have to wait till it dries ----)

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            • Rihyae
              8 years ago

              I don't have ass hairs...at least if I do the ones I have are really sparse.

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    • u8mysis
      8 years ago

      bidet will solve your problems too!

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  • Rihyae
    8 years ago

    Have you thought about waxing?

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    • stayoutofthetunacan
      8 years ago

      No. I don't even want to think about waxing the chocolate star fish.

      It'd be like pulling a bandaid off my hairy arm times 10,000.

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        The chocolate starfish, heeheehee!

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago

        They do have portable battery powered mini hair trimmers that are safe to the touch and won't cut. Give those a try. :)

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        • snarkygirl
          8 years ago

          How about nair cream?

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            8 years ago

            Nair is not supposed to be used there. It'll burn the heck out of that area. lol

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            • snarkygirl
              8 years ago

              Ok I admit I've used hair there...but only the sensitive version!

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Try laser!
        :-)

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        • stayoutofthetunacan
          8 years ago

          I don't like the idea of having a laser aimed at my butthole.

          Also it sounds expensive.

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          • RoseIsabella
            8 years ago

            It's kinda expensive, but I did it on my lower legs and it was sooo worth it!

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        • Arm0se
          8 years ago

          That sounds great! I don't want the laser people looking at my ass though (I'm not the op btw). Is there like a home kit you can order or something?

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          • Rihyae
            8 years ago

            I'm sure they've seen thousands of asses.

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