Is it normal to talk to flies after killing them?

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When there is a fly in my room, and it irritates me and makes me chase it for a long time, after I kill it, I say to "it" things like "I got you mother fucker" or "I told you not to fuck with me bitch" or "Now I'm going to hunt the rest of your fucking family".
Now the weird thing is, my first language is Arabic, and English is my third language (second is Hebrew) and when I talk to the fly I talk in English with accent like they use in gangster movies.

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    I like this :)

    Maybe not normal, but I sure laughed!

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    • JustinBiebsFan#1
      12 years ago

      i usually scream out yippe kiya mother fucker thn i drop kick the wall where the fly is at

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      • charli.m
        11 years ago

        Hah awesome

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      • Shackleford96
        12 years ago

        That is an interesting technique you have there...

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        • JustinBiebsFan#1
          11 years ago

          i have a few holes in my wall, but i turned them into glory holes

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    • PalestinianGuy
      12 years ago

      lol thanks ;)

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    I think I read that if dappled had a magical power it would be to guide flies that get stuck bumping in to windows out to safety. And thats hilarious.

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  • Wambo37
    12 years ago

    awesome ! arabic is my first languege too but i still swear at the flies in english ! like a G

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    • PalestinianGuy
      12 years ago

      I checked your profile, so you're Egyptian :D I'm Palestinian but I study and reside in Egypt too for the time being.
      agda3 nas ;)

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  • singlecent
    11 years ago

    I will do that now . soooo funny

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  • tentacleTherapist
    12 years ago

    LORD OF THE FLIES

    OHAI SIMON

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    i hate the way a little fly in the house will land on the same spot time and gain for eg my foot

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    • PalestinianGuy
      12 years ago

      haha me too especially the uncovered spots :D

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  • tori
    12 years ago

    I hate them. Having 2 dogs, I pick up their presents twice a day. Otherwise the fly population gets out of control. And yet I also get help from the bird Black Phoebe. They swoop the poop and feast!!
    But yeah, I yell at that too when they get inside the house.

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  • HoneysweetFish
    12 years ago

    It's normal for me! I also like speaking that language though I'm not english. I think it's fucking funny.

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    • PalestinianGuy
      12 years ago

      LOL the "F" word just magnify every sentence it's in.

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