Is it normal to talk to my computer and threaten to kill it?

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Is it normal to do this with tech difficulties or when it freezes up. Is it normal to want to shoot it with a gun. It's sounds fun to me.

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Based on 35 votes (28 yes)
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  • manbearpigfcukedyourmom
    9 years ago

    Let me guess, you've got a Dell, with Windows 8?

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    I hit my phone and my laptop today because they pissed me off.

    Then I was pissed off cos my hand hurt.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    shoot it already

    then go on ebay and git an identical model and swap the hard drive in

    thatll learn em

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  • chole
    9 years ago

    Child,

    You seem easily frustrated and resolve situations violently.

    If so, let us pray therapy keeps you from doing the same to living creatures.

    God bless.

    - Cardinal chole

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    • dirtybirdy
      9 years ago

      Stay away from that young child!!! You filthy bird of pray!

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        I like birds-of-paradise!

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        • dirtybirdy
          9 years ago

          Me too! The flowers are so cool and the birds have some seriously fancy dance moves.

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      • chole
        9 years ago

        So I'm one of you now?!

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        • dirtybirdy
          9 years ago

          Yes, now squawk like a bird! Squawwwwkkkk!!! Squawwwkkk!!!!!!

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  • polly_sue
    8 years ago

    this: http://gph.is/10EEJgI

    nuff said?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I do it whenever I get a virus. I agree with my psychics teacher in saying whoever created viruses should be locked in a room without air!

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    If you shoot it, you'll have to pay for another one and you'll lose all of your data. Occupy yourself with something else when it's taking a long time to load.

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  • horny_simpletons
    9 years ago

    Normal, I did the same with my old phone. I called it a cunt and everything. I only do stuff like that when I'm alone though.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I often feel the same way. I doubt the damn thing listens to a word I say, so won't it be shocked when I finally do break down and shoot the damn thing?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Yup. Well for me anyway. Whenever my computer fucks up I rant at it, telling it that I'm going to rape it and kill its children and then when I die I'm going to skullfuck God for ever making such a fuck up possible.

    You can say me and my computer has couple problems. :/

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    • modernism
      9 years ago

      I can't imagine anyone doing that without dying of laughter.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        My gaming buddy dies of laughter everytime he hears me arguing with my computer. Aha.

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  • Dazed_dreamer
    9 years ago

    Im usual throwing my hands up, wondering what the fuck is wrong. Make sure you're backed up if you do shoot it up.

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    • chained_rage
      9 years ago

      You throw your hands up in the air sometime?
      Do you also say "Ay-Oh"?

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      • Dazed_dreamer
        9 years ago

        Yeah, something like that haha

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