Is it normal to think about this way of earning relationships?

You sound like one of those "nice guys" who thinks being nice only to women you're attracted to entitles you to a relationship with them and a right to snap at them if they turn you down like a reaalll genuienly nice person.... :-)

Watch less cliché movies and go out in the real world.

I predict that you will wait for years for your fanasy scenerio to play out.

More likely if you were indeed waiting you would get bored and get hit by the vehicle leaving the road... becoming an accident victim yourself.

It's far better and easier to just meet people out and about in the world enjoying similar activities that you enjoy.

*facepalm

Women will realise very quickly that you don’t know anything about women. They are not some sort of mythical imbeciles that you need to trick into loving you. Thinking such a bizarre thing in the first place means you’re already up against it in that area unfortunately.

is this chewy

You watch too many convoluted stories from movies, and televison.

You're a moron. Period. You're a tard if you believe your fantasy is true.

That shit only works in video games, not real life. XD

If you want to attract someone, figure out what flaws you have and change it. If it's your appearance, buy products to make you look better, If you're broke, get a better paying job, If you have anger issues, get therapy, etc.

Not normal at all. You would also be starting a relationship based on a lie that you'd have to maintain. Sounds like you have some work to do on your idea of what relationships should be. My suggestion is to try reading about healthy relationships. Good luck!