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every time i read bible story's i cant help but feel thare full of crap.god had done so meny things thet make him look like the hitler of heaven yet everyone loves the guy.plees help me understand?
Well personally I believe in the Holy Potato.
This is the only true religion, the rest is all false.
500 billion years ago the Holy Potato who was living on a magical cloud in heaven, sent down his son who was still a young seedling at the time, to teach the people and the dinosaurs who were living together at that time how to behave and told them about 10 golden rules to follow and he wrote a book on how to behave and which people you could enslave, rape and murder but he just wanted the people to be happy so you should understand.
However the humans and dinosaurs did not believe the son of the holy one, and they ate him.
A couple minutes later the seed ressurected from the ground as a fully grown potato, which proved to the people and dinosaurs of planet Earth that he was speaking the truth.
The people and dinosaurs were forgiven and told to praise the holy lord and saviour (his dad).
But the Holy Potato watching from the sky did not like the fact that they ate his son, and he killed all the dinosaurs as revenge.
From then on everything was all okay, and everyone lived long and happily forever after, The End.
Oh and by the way about 2000 years ago some beggar rounded up some fishermen and he somehow convinced the people that he was the actual Potato, who evolved into a human but this is all lies, if it is why aren't potatoes still evolving into humans or humans into potatoes?
Yes I feel the same way!It's like them make him look like some horribly selfish thing that hates everyone and then they tell you he loves everyone. And I'm personally a very religious person, but I know exactly what you're saying and I have no idea why or how it makes any sense.