Is it normal to think my dog is my ex wife reincarnated ?

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My dog is not normal and I believe that it my ex wife. She does hateful things like my ex she poops on my favorite rug, bites my ps3 controller just the other day she tore all my play boys up. Is it normal help me before I kill this dog.

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Based on 43 votes (9 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    Did you kill your wife too?

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    • (.)(.)boobies
      9 years ago

      I am supposed to be quiet right now (people are sleeping) but your comment caused me to laugh aloud. Thanks, a lot.

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  • fullhouse
    9 years ago | pl

    Either you're a troll or you need counselling

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    *cocks her shotgun and old yeller's the OP

    Ummm...sounds like your dog might be a reincarnated...dog, based on all of its obviously doglike behaviors. Either find the poor animal a home where they can actually take care of it or do some research on how to train a freaking dog. Sheesh!

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  • howlsilver
    9 years ago

    Hey, dont blame the dog... its not her fault. your overthinking of your ex wife. the dog just wanted to play. Thats all

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Hopefully, you aren't having sex with her this time round.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    She sounds like a puppy or a young dog is all. Besides, most dogs are better than a PS3 or Playboy magazines. If a genie popped out of a bottle and told me I'd always have dogs and cats in my life, but I can never look at porn or play video games, I'd be like where do I sign up!

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      I have PS4 and the internet.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        I wish I had a Shetland sheepdog bitch.
        :-(

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        • handsignals
          9 years ago

          I'd like an Irish Wolfhound.

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          • RoseIsabella
            9 years ago

            That's a big doggie!

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  • kelili
    9 years ago

    Do you make love with it?

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    • Haddaway
      9 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

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  • RainbowFlash
    9 years ago

    Find your dog a new home.. lest someone kill you because you are acting in a way they do not like.

    Dogs need training. If you are not prepared to do such a thing, you are not worthy of owning a dog.

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago

    Probably

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