Is it normal to think satanism is silly?

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Here it goes. Satan is a horn man/beast with a beard and red fur and looks like a cartoon bull, when he dances he smiles like a fool and spins round and round, it scares you because he's doing that, did he do wrong? Is he evil? I doubt it, it's ridiculous! It's childish! Satan is a fairy tale: the devil is good, the devil is hot, dance with him you will not! Then we have this idiot named Marylin Manson: faith of the fire made by the Satanist, the master of anti-Christendom, he's big, he rules the world, he's the devil! Wow! Seriously, wouldn't the world be a better place with the REAL forces? The real "evil", evil is good, it got me peace because no one attacks the evil guy! Mind you I was not a Satanist, I was pure evil, and evil creates good, when you're done being evil, you can do without it, there's no good without evil, so why Satanism/Christianity, only a secular lifestyle knows that true wisdom is: that to be good, you must be evil. I refute Satanism, I'm an atheist, spirit is powerless against me! Is that normal how ridiculous Satanism is?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago | pl

If I were Lucifer I'd be embarrassed that the majority of my followers were fat goth girls living in suburbanite homes.

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  11 years ago
  
  This post is good but it wasn't supposed to come out.
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago | pl

The Nine Satanic Statements
1.Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence
2.Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
3.Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit
4.Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates
5.Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek
6.Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires
7.Satan represents man as just another animal (sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours), who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
8.Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
9.Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years[16]

[edit] The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm young children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

Not really, they're actually pretty smart.

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- EndlessSuffering
  
  11 years ago
  
  And again, I admire you.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    11 years ago
    
    I seem to be a Satanist, I am getting out of here, this religion is really bad!
    
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    - EndlessSuffering
      
      11 years ago
      
      Every religion is bad my friend.
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        Religion is odd and silly, not bad or good unless it's cool, hardcore and violent. Christianity is a anti-perfect example of being like cool people just to make things of high intensity. It's the best example, Christianity is anti-perfect, well I have news for you bub, there's a perfectness without Jesus!
        
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    11 years ago
    
    Endless love, I'm in heaven!
    
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- crazogirl
  
  11 years ago
  
  That's evil. I know it exists.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    11 years ago
    
    That's cute! You really are a girl. Blood is sooooo absorbing, but if you are a Satanist you are tampering with forces you can't understand, and by being religious it's a force you can't reckon with.
    
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    What's evil?
    
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    - crazogirl
      
      11 years ago
      
      The idea that nothing matters.
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        11 years ago
        
        "The idea that nothing matters."
        
        Are you just as retarded as the OP?
        
        Wtf has that got to do with anything in this post?
        
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        crazogirl
        
        11 years ago
        
        I can tell you wouldn't understand.
        
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        11 years ago
        
        What is OP?
        
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- Wendell
  
  11 years ago
  
  #5 I want to know what the mating signal is
  
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- shade_ilmaendu
  
  11 years ago
  
  Number 4 on the second list is my favorite. :P Might need to start employing that, kids be disrespecting my house rules too much.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    Their rules are actually quite mature and fair though don't you think?
    
    This is hillarious though:
    
    11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
    
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    - shade_ilmaendu
      
      11 years ago
      
      Very much so. I've always admired the idea of satanism, it's funny how few people know what it's really about.
      
      Heh, fantastic wording.
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        11 years ago
        
        "few people know what it's really about"
        
        True, most people assume it's about killing animals and drinking blood.
        
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

...You're "real evil"? I dissagree. Real evil hides behind masks of innocence, which you have not done...You sound like someone that wants to be pure evil, that isn't.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Well done, nemesis! You figured it out that I'm evil. And if any religious dude is giving me a hard time, I will annihilate his soul.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    God damn you! Damn you to the depths of Hades!
    
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Blue_Velvet

11 years ago

The "religion" satanism was man made founded in 1966 by Anton Szandor LaVey. Of course its silly.

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- EndlessSuffering
  
  11 years ago
  
  Christianity was made by a pedophile that loves little children.
  
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    11 years ago
    
    It was made by an idiot who wants to be a freak.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Satanism is not religion, it's unholiness/blasphemy. Secular people are unholy, blasphemous, that's why it's an anti-religion. Atheism is blasphemy, agnostic is blasphemy, that's because it's not a religion!
  
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ubiquitous_joe

11 years ago

yup, normal. I get the feeling satanism is mostly a reaction from people who want to piss off their christian parents...but didn't go to college.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Really? Well done! It turns out Christian parents have got it backwards, e.g. they piss off their children. That's because I don't have to accept crap food, pauper things and humble religious crap! I have to accept the things I like with tough love, justice and extremism to improve on the system.
  
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nightmare28

11 years ago

I think you fail to distinguish between true satanism about which is written in the book of Anthony LaVey and the idiots who think they are satanists yet never even opened and read the book simply because they can't even read.

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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

Yeah, a lot of people like to smoke dope and submit stories on IIN. Do I think Satanism is silly? Depends on how you view routing for the underdog.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I don't want to sound like pure evil, I want to sound like Satan didn't do anything wrong.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I root for the root of the root of the root of every root in the root of the root!
  
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emilydoll

11 years ago

You sound dumb...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I deliberately made the Satanism sound stupid because it's a stupid cult, and I was emphasising how stupid it is. :)
  
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EndlessSuffering

11 years ago

What the fuck are you saying against Marilyn Manson? He's sex on a stick!

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  11 years ago
  
  The sex is OK, but Marylin Manson is an extremist for the people like they should all be Satanists, the problem is he's cutting himself with a knife and making it look good, he gets away with it because it's part of his entertainment but the entertainment is real.
  
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Imposturously_yours

11 years ago

There are manuy ridiculous things we choose to believe. And I'm not talking only about religious issues. Why would you care, really?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Bwah ha haaar! Fool, do you not realise I'm dangerous enough and strong enough to annihilate, destroy, and annihilate destroy nihilism? I destroy meaninglessness and all that's pretty isn't for YOU, it's for my kitty cat.
  
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kyanviado

11 years ago

Why we might not agree with satanism but it is a legitimate religious organization

However I personally might feel their beliefs are sillily, they probably think not.

Respect their beliefs as you would like yours!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Don't pretend you think like me, you don't think anything like me, you're openly disagreeing with me and being anti-rational. Well done! It turns out you intelligent people hate reason, bwah ha haaar, oh yes, I'll crush all the forces of evil like it's tomato juice.
  
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fletcherkydude

11 years ago

Okay. Before you should even be allowed to post on here, learn how to properly structure a sentence. Thank you!

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  11 years ago
  
  Thank you.
  
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bobbert

11 years ago

Yes. Very. I think it's really stupid as well. I didn't really understand all that stuff you typed to go with your question though, you need to calm down man. If you think something is stupid just leave it alone and ignore it. Your just going to get all riled up if you think about it.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yes yes, I surrender! I have sacrificed my humility for far too long. So it seems. But I'll be back with intelligent plans and be nice to Satanists, we need them for central intelligence.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Does that mean I'll get hurt? Well I'm cured, I will never submit to the wrong website again.
  
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