Is it normal to think that midgets are the reincarnation of the devil?

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Okay so please don't judge me but recently I've formed the opinion that midgets are the devils spawn. I don't know why but every time I see one I have the sudden urge and visualisations of me murdering them and setting them alight into a ball of flames such mimicking the effects of hell. Is this normal? It's just something about their limbs not being in proportion that scares me and I feel that I can contract the same virus. Is it possible to catch this virus by committing sins? Please, I need serious answers as I am scared!!!!

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago | pl

    Yes , be wary of the evil midget virus. I barely escaped with my life because I was coveting my neighbor. A priest came to my rescue and put the flames out with some holy water. Now I'm just short and love my neighbors.

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  • AwkwardlyMe
    11 years ago

    To be honest, i don't think it's normal, but i do understand irrational fears, maybe the way you see the world is distorted. You could try and talk about it.. in therapy. Just a suggestion. You don't have to take it, but it may help.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Is that why they invented the sport of midget tossing?

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  • Melonfucker
    11 years ago

    Thanks guys

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    No your an ignorant dickhole but so is most of society so no one should be surprised.

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  • randypete
    11 years ago

    i always wanted to fuck a midget there is something about them

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  • SplinterWingz
    11 years ago

    Look up "Paranoia"

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