Is it normal to think that my husband is a killer?

Everyday at 2 am my husband goes out for a one hour walk as he says, then comes back at 4 am covered in mud and blood. My neighbor told me that she saw my husband digging a hole in our backyard when i was at mom's house. Is this a normal behavior?

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31% Normal
Based on 119 votes (37 yes)
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Comments ( 22 )
  • If you're going to troll you should be more subtle.

    2 hours lol? It takes longer than that when taking into account the time spent ,trolling, waiting for zero witness presence, then luring or blitzing, doing whatever desired with the victim, killing, transporting, disposing. Not to mention that people go "dead weight" when dead, making them seem quite heavy. Trust me it's hard to carry even a small person for a distance.

    The logistics of carrying out a SUCCESSFUL homicide are staggering, it's not like on tv. That's how most serial homicides are solved, the guy gets too lazy or confident to go through all the steps.

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    • fairyprincess

      Dude, you sound experienced in this. Are you a killer?

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      • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

        Maybe he watches a lot of "Dexter".

        Signed,
        Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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        • Dexter is rubbish, you won't learn shit from that show.

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      • He's a killer. I've seen it.

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      • Ükskakspum

        Or maybe he's a cop.

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      • That's a tough question.

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  • Hippie

    Perhaps he has a garden of carnivorous plants.

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  • TurnAround

    That hole in the backyard is for you! Call 911...

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  • Moonbow

    Perhaps he's out killing dogs. I know some guys who go out at night with billy clubs and bash dogs that are running loose, or that come running out of yards barking at them. But if you're really curious about what he's doing, why don't you just do a little digging in your back yard and see what you find?

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    What am I answering? IIN you think your husband is a killer or is his behaviour normal?

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    • little_freak

      Same here. How does this get past moderation... beats me!

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  • alv1592

    This sounds like a fake post. But if he does go out every night, you might want to ask what he's doing.

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  • fartonmyface

    Perfectly normal, don't worry about it.

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  • manii92

    @tommythecat.. It's a little scary how you explained that murder process there.. I'm kinda worried

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  • boston12

    ur an idiot

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  • pancakesorwaffles

    Fake

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  • alidralex

    ask death guy ... he know are you kidding me?

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  • johnsonj121698

    That's very mysterious.

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  • dappled

    Perhaps he's an out-of-hours butcher and gardener.

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  • Avant-Garde

    This is like two questions in one and I'm not sure if this is fake or not. It's not normal at all. You say he dug a hole in your back yard and he comes in home in blood everyday.... Have you smelled a extremely foul smell when you walk into your back yard? Are there many freshly dug holes in the back yard? Is your husband a butcher for a living? I think you should get more evidence that he's a serial killer before you jumped to conclusions and accuse him of being one. Just in case he is, I don't think you should ask him if he's one.

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  • Were you strolling while writing this? Egads, something tells me you're strolling right now.

    Quickly! Follow him and get to the bottom of it.

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