Is it normal to throw poo at someone?

I was seeing this boy at my all time lowest and took a while to realise I was often put in situations where I drank too much and he'd physically push himself onto me. I thought he was being a friend and since he was really nice to me and always seemed to care about my welfare. One time he forced anal, and I tried to forget about it for a long time; I didn't tell anyone until almost a year later. So one night at a party I took a shit in his best friends yard and threw my turds at him. I still don't know why I did it, and sometimes can't believe I did it and realised I hated him. I must say despite my disgusting attack, he still got his way. I cut my connections with him completely and never threw turds again.

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Based on 132 votes (37 yes)
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Comments ( 32 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Monkeys do it. Close enough.

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    • shuggy-chan

      that is the greatest insult. I love it.

      Like, I think so little of you, I will defecate, in my hand, and then throw it at you

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      • Dirtybirdy is probably already covered in the essence of her own shit.

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        • dirtybirdy

          No, you jizzed all over me and its pretty stinky. What the hell do you eat?!?!

          *assumes stance for weasel war dance*

          I must warn you, its extremely seductive when performed by a birdy.

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      • StrawberryTurtle

        throw it at her,and ull get turtle slapped.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      Dammit you stole my joke. You beaky bastard! I was going to say "Gee, and they were more civilized than monkeys".

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Throwing turds is fun

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      • dirtybirdy

        Its even better being sharp shooter, if ya know what I mean.

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        • robbieforgotpw

          Birds do tend to have good aim

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  • 69

    hahahaha no it's not normal at all but i did pee on someone's towel once

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  • gummy_jr

    Ew

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  • m3g@m@n

    No, it's not normal at all. And yes, it's very much disgusting. Never do this again, please.

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  • cindy1969

    Hope you washed your hands before visiting the buffet!
    And cleaned your intimate areas before your next intimate encounter!

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    • Hannible

      She would have been ok to take it up the dirt box, it was empty lol!

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  • RoseIsabella

    My hat's off to you but this boy belongs in prison. He's a rapist! It's a shame you couldn't make him eat it.

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  • Larrybird

    He probably ate it they won't tell you but 92% of guys actually have a shitzucacapoopoo fetish.

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  • I'm already dead inside.

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    • Gamzeee

      hahaha I feel ya.

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  • Shnaz

    Why did you shit in the yard?

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  • Sunshine:)

    Haha...That is so hilarious!

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  • kinkykitten

    Hahaha!!! That is something a animal would do.Lol i died when i read that..that is hilarious!

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    • Sunshine:)

      You - You..died?

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      • kinkykitten

        Almost...lol :)

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  • booitsame

    No but I'm glad you got rid of that creep.

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  • hairyfairy

    I bet he never bothered you again! Sometimes I wish that I had the nerve to do likewise!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Monkey?

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  • IIN2?uestionlife

    Boss

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  • Is this the "holding my pee" guy?

    You're quite the unconventional bodily fluid disposal expert.

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    • m3g@m@n

      No, it can't be him again! Unbelievable!

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  • disgruntledpanda

    yes

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  • PureLikeSnow

    I have identified you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvrvyKhpV0

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    • Hannible

      That was Mrs Obama!

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