Is it normal to transform into a ninja by dusk?

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Well this has been happening for a couple of years now. By sunset I have this urge to slap on some dark clothing, weild my kungfoo sword of destruction, and slap on my dark eye mask. I creep into the night looking for my enemies for a chance to a fight of possible death! I seem to aquire abnormal fighting skills
In which I am able to run on walls, leap from tall structures, flip several times, and of course, blend in completly with the night. By sunrise I have already completed my mission and made my treck back to my humble home. This routine serves as being tough on my normal pedestrian life because staying up all night to perform my ninja duties prevents me from getting adequate sleep. I've already gone through 4 jobs because of this! So will you challenge me?!!!....... I mean, is this normal?

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  • elasticband
    14 years ago | pl

    I transform into a pirate. We better not cross each other.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    bahaha catwoman would kick yo ass :D

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  • Nikkojordan
    14 years ago

    WTF do u actually go out and kill people?

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  • bobthebuilder44
    14 years ago

    That's hot

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Lol that's deffenitly normal but it happens to me too! U just feel like u can do any thing right?

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  • r-fizzle
    14 years ago

    that's freaking epic bout weird

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  • DemonicFortuneCookie
    9 years ago

    I sometimes put on full plate armor, grab my heavy flail, and fly into a bloodthirsty rage, killing everything in my path.

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  • carcinoGeneticist
    9 years ago

    Yeah, this happens to everyone. It's unusual not to transform into a ninja at night.

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  • xtreemgamer129
    9 years ago

    I am the worst ninja ever. I try to sneak past my mom's room for midnight snacks and the creaky floorboards always wake her up.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    You....Me....Sunset. But seriously, funny post.

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  • IINtobeaninjasquirrel?
    12 years ago

    I am always a ninja. (kinda obvious)

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  • YouKnowYouLikeIt
    12 years ago

    Is this a joke.

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  • LittleLover
    12 years ago

    i turn into a ninja when someone says aloud grey jeans

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Yeah I turn into a njnja by nightfall too. I hold aloft my ninjato and yell "for princess diana!" I then jump off my roof and hunt down dick cheny but he's a wily one that dick Cheny... but one day... he'll be mine...

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  • Patisserie
    13 years ago

    Hey, me too!
    NINJA BUDDIES.
    Except I turn into a Ninja whenever someone says "Ingrown Hair".

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I turn into...BATMAN!

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  • MrSutton
    13 years ago

    This is deffo not normal....but i LIKE you

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I came buckets.

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  • negra18soccer
    14 years ago

    2 words for you: Ted Bundy.

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  • Mooptacular
    14 years ago

    Happens to me too, I'd think it's wierd if it didn't happen... :S

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    That's awesome but not that normal

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I came.

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