Is it normal to try to take over the world... epicly?

Use the Internet to create a cyber celebrity and then use them to brainwash the masses.

ZOMG!!! I do that too! LOL :D I have this whole plan in my head and I've drawn it up too. I'm planning to gather an army of giant man-eating kittens who will eat everyone then regurgitate them on the moon.

I'd become a super villain.
*evil laughter*

Laced muffins that kill off people in a week, I'd distribute this poison to bakeries and other places and wait as people start falling dead on the ground, next I'd kill political leaders and claim I'm of X faith and that the God of X faith has oppointed me the their hand. Then take over country one by one as I come to us I'd send obama on a flight into a mountain. And as I take his presidency I'd appoint people to lead each country. and once we rule the world then what?

I don't know, smoke some pot, give pot to the poor, throw kids in the oven. What do I do with this power once I control everything? It's like beating the game and having no credits, just forced to look at what you created? I guess I could start wars sending poor sons and daughters of people that I captured and control to wars that are nothing more than my own sick amusement.

Ok f- the IPhone

Start with the stringer countries then the weaker I thunk it be easier that way

blackmail....

Hack into and obtain secrets files from all governments... use info to pressure those goovernments to handed power over to you!

I'd start in Iceland and crush everyone in my path