Is it normal to use toilet water

So I ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago. Even though I'm rich I'm just to old to give a fuck to buy more. So instead after I drop a turd I just splash a little toilet water and rub around on my asshole. I mean I flush first so its like a bidet right? Not sure, but is it normal?

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Based on 187 votes (28 yes)
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Comments ( 36 )
  • RoseIsabella

    Unsanitary, not at all normal!

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  • ihaveapoon

    I freeze turds & make strap on dildos out of them.

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  • That is nasty.

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  • Phishy

    Were you raised by Neanderthals?

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  • peterr

    Do you brush your teeth after?

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  • gummy_jr

    I doubt your ass is rich.

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  • Hugh*Janus

    I am blown away. Genius! And I thought I was ahead of the game by using the toilet water to mop the floor. Teach me more, oh wise one!

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    • Rappergirl

      Please let your comment be a hyperbole

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  • megadriver

    Just buy some toilet paper and wipe your ass you lazy ass!

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  • ihaveapoon

    My asshole & balls need licking

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  • Sparkle6789

    no its not normal and kind of gross! Why don't you just wash it in the tub or skin were the waters clean?

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  • Cherrybombpieee

    Why don't u just use sink water or bathtub water its not that hard u lazy ass i got sick when i was reading ur post gross as fuck

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  • soulsista

    Stick ur bum in the toilet bowl and flush a few times the splashing should clean it for you without having to use your hand?

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  • Shnaz

    I agree... Keep it up. Post back and inform us what kind of infections you get.

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  • rastax336

    Wait a minute everyone... he might be on to something... im going to try this in a second when im done....... didnt go too well... i forgot to flush first.. but what of we invented a toilet that gives you a few cleaning squirts... thank you op.

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  • sega31098

    Just get a bidet or one of those sprayers. It's been working in Indian hotels and public restrooms.

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  • White__October

    I once heard in India this is normal, but I wouldn't feel comfortable with it. Just use toilet paper, it's easier as well.

    And being old is not an excuse, you can't be so old that you'll die before you run out of the next pack. And even if you do, there's always someone who can use it after you passed away.

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals

      No it's not. Indian toilets don't even have water in them.
      What they do is splash water from a jug and it cleans better than toilet paper tbh.

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  • Rappergirl

    You can get many infections from that

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    • ihaveapoon

      i hope you get a yeast infection you ugly dyke!!!

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      • Rappergirl

        Talking to me or her?

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  • Ghostclaws

    Gross!

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  • St.Clair59

    I hope you wash your hands after.

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  • ihaveapoon

    Just took one mean dump

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    • robbieforgotpw

      I will crap u under the table girl. I'm the crapper in these here parts

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      • RoseIsabella

        Hahaha!!! Look at Poon's profile pic. I think he put a guy's face on a chick's body.

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        • robbieforgotpw

          Lets hope so or that's one ugly broad huh?

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          • RoseIsabella

            LOL... The head is too small for the body.

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    • Rappergirl

      We don't need to know what happens every second of your life

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      • ihaveapoon

        yes you do & rap sucks huge cock!!! LOLZ

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        • Rappergirl

          I am gay. LOLZ

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          • ihaveapoon

            I was referring to the rap music.LOLZ

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  • ihaveapoon

    Roflmao

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  • Karmasbitch

    Save the trees, keep it up.

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