Is it normal to want a tapeworm?

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Seriously I really want one. I think it's sexy as hell to have a worm growing inside me thst will eventually kill me. Plus I just want a friend that is always there

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Based on 52 votes (9 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Get a fish

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    • Fetiza000
      5 years ago

      Get a cat.

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  • nekoneki
    5 years ago

    Impending death as sexy. Not my cup of tea but not normal either way.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    I don't think a tapeworm will kill you.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      5 years ago

      I once read that it can if it grows long enough. It's probably not a good way to die.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        Doesn't sound like it.

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  • Meowypowers
    5 years ago

    And it will help remove that stubborn belly fat too! Win win win!

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  • Insane_madh
    5 years ago

    hahah I guess its normal if you don't got friends ... like me lmao

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    A tape worm will kill you. There was an episode of A Thousand Ways To Die that was about this obese woman ordered a tape worm off the Internet and swallowed it. It worked! Too well. She started losing weight faster and faster until she died no matter how much she ate.

    You want something living in you? Get knocked up. 😀

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  • mathewdavis133
    5 years ago

    Scary.

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  • Jinko
    5 years ago

    Just get one of those purse dogs you can take anywhere and get some sorta doctors note saying you need it at all times for mental health.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    Yuck.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Here I thought that you were someone who disparately wanted to lose weight. Now I see that you're just a weirdo.

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    It very likely won't kill you, I wanted to get one too for weight loss.

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