Is it normal to want to be buried at sea?
I just really want to be chucked over the edge of a boat when I kick the bucket. I want my funeral to be a really cool experience; you know, "nice day out for the family" as Monica Gellar's dad says in 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S'.
I'm only 24 so it's not like I'm going to be popping my clogs any time soon...but I kind of like talking about it - for fun!
I want really awesome songs too, like some classics such as Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' (I'm English...but oh hell) and funny ones like Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass; 'Spanish Flea'.
Just a good laugh really.
And no black! I want people to come in whatever the heck they like, with poppies or sunflowers or even damn cacti for the memorial flowers.
Normal?