Is it normal to want to destroy a car that isn't parked right?

I've always felt that if you don't know how to park your car, you shouldn't be allowed to drive your car! I see a car taking two spaces and I want to bash in the window. I see a car twisted sideways in a space and I want to scratch my keys all along the panel. I see a car which is supposed to parallel to the curb but which is instead halfway out into the street and I want to light it on fire.

Ok, I don't act on any of this. I'm not a total lunatic. But I see people who couldn't park a car if their lives depended on it and I just want to forcibly remove their driving license from their sweaty little fingers. I can't stand people who can't park a car. It's not that damn difficult! Is this normal?

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75% Normal
Based on 28 votes (21 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    lotsa stores has the managements names on the wall by the door and lotsa managers gots name tags

    "hello towtruck company this is blablabla the manager of bla-mart and we gots a vehicle in the lot what needs towed"

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  • howaminotmyself

    Im glad I d9nt wncounrer those douches who do it on ourpose because they are worried about their precious car. If your car means that much to you, whu take it out in public? It's like freaking out when tou get a little dirt on your shoes. What did you think was going to happen?

    With that being said, sometimes I am forced to park badly because the car next to me was hogging the space. And when I was hugely pregnant, I woukd crowd the right side. Otherwise I couldnt get out of the car. Some people have giant cars that barely fit into the lot spaces. I hate taking my car to work. Drivers are assholes. Just stopp driving, that should help your streas levels.

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I run into this at work. People park on the yellow line in the parking lot, instead of between the lines. We don't have enough parking spaces so I squeeze my car into the remaining space which puts me on the next yellow line. Then the shift changes and the car on each side of me leaves and I'm sitting there on the yellow line looking like an idiot that doesn't know how to park. What else could I do? I appreciate that you resisted the urge to key my car! Maybe the people on each side of me had the same problem when they parked. Sometimes we just can't make things right no matter how we try, so we just have to "suck it up" and do the best we can.

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  • xCol

    Okay, but don't.

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