Is it normal to want to insert twiglets in my bellend when im horny?

Whenever im home alone and im feeling horny i get the sudden urge to want to insert anything, i mean anything into my penis hole so i grab the closest thing to me which tends to be my beloved twiglets, first of all i rub the twiglet around my bellend until its stings like a bitch, then i slowly start to insert it into the hole bit by bit, it hurts so much but i just cannot resist. can anyone help me as im really worried that this isnt normal !!!