Is it normal to want to rub small rodents on myself instead of deodorant?

This is my question? Please help? I've never used this site bEfore?

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  • Vvaas

    make sure to take care of the rodents if you do don't hurt them

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    • RoseIsabella

      Poor rodents. Switch the mice, and rats out for hamsters. Hamsters are grouchy, and they bite. Hamsters are gangstas.

      Rats are so sweet!

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      • McBean

        What about shaving with weasels. Weasels ripped my flesh.

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        • eeeekkk

          Weasels aren't rodents

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          • McBean

            I know. I have an Electric Weasel, do you?

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        • RoseIsabella

          No, that's stupid.

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          • McBean

            Deodorizing with rodents is what the trolls do.

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      • hamster's arent rodents

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        • RoseIsabella

          Yes, hamsters are rodents.

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  • LloydAsher

    Troll

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  • raisinbran

    Are you the same guy who sprays his clothes with insecticides?

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    • CoolguysDOT-COM

      Nah that's a different guy I think.

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  • Nikclaire

    Historically varmits are used for this type of thing. Hedgehogs or porcupines.

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    • good idea

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  • RoseIsabella

    No, do not abuse rodents.

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    • :(

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      • RoseIsabella

        Animals are more important than your stupid little compulsions for some weird fetish!

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        • CoolguysDOT-COM

          Not a fetish he's usin them as deodorant.

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          • RoseIsabella

            It's stupid.

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            • CoolguysDOT-COM

              Reported

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          • exactly I use them in a very non-fetishy way

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  • JumbySbibbler

    are rabbits considered rodents

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    • RoseIsabella

      Nope.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit

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    • JumbySbibbler

      asking for a friend

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  • Only if you are a larger...uh...alpha rodent.

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    • i am it's cool

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      • oh doc, its worse than we thought

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  • Yea its fine if you want to end up like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJqmGyUQ-0o&t=23s

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    • maybe i do

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      • Then its fine. Good luck with that

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