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I get fed up with these people coming round and pestering me with their incessant questions. I'd like to visit them for a change, see how they like it. Of course, I'd call at the worst possible times, like when they're off to go to bed. And my efforts would be to convert these people to devil worship or, even better, atheism.
Next time they come, answer the door wearing only a banana hammock and act very aroused by their presence. They won't come back. Not to convert you anyway.
My aunt sells these plushies that she makes for a bit of extra money, and she acts like a pushy salesperson when Jehovah's Witnesses knock on her door.
Why are you knocking on my virtual door with this blither blather?
So annoying.
This is horrible! You need to realize thy satan is everything bad! I a person is Jehovah's Witness than they have an incredible God in their life and you need to let them be or find God yourself because if you wish for peiople to have satan in their life than I believe you yourself are very consumed by the devil!!!!
No, no, no! I have NOT invited Stan into my life or anybody else's. There is no Stan, just a figment of deluded minds. I'm a nice man, my cat loves me, am kind to mosquitoes, wouldn't hurt a fly, but there is a limit. I don't want these people knocking on my door, people who should mind their own fucking business.
A part of their bellef is doing good works, so invite them in, tell them you are not well and require help to clean the house and mow the lawn etc. Afterwards, sit down have a nice little chat and invite them around next week. See how many months you can get them to do your shit jobs you hate doing. A mate did it for a couple of months in Adelaide until they realised he was taking the piss. They may have been Mormans, I forget, but I'd do it for sure.
So you believe in pedophile, sacrificing dogs, skinning children and raping women? What the fuck is wrong with you? That is what "Satin worshipers" believe. They are one fucked up bunch. You sound like a great man/women(sarcasm). Not that I am one but I do not think you should do all these things.
What the fuck is wrong with YOU? I am writing about how to deter JWs, not incite paedophiles, sacrifice dogs, skin children or rape anybody. You sound like a prime candidate to be recruited by these religious leeches.
If you mean those Jehovah witnesses no. I mean actual devil worshipers. They do this stuff in the name of Satan. Granted not liking people who worship god is one thing. However going to dog blood and murders and rape and sacrificing people is another. It does not fix anything.
I knew Satan worshipers and that is what they preached. They went on about how "We should all rape children" and how they would "Drink dog blood" you stupid fuck. So learn about what Satan worship consists of. So if you agree with "Devil worship" That is what you are agreeing to. I recommend you read the paper before you agree to such things. They are a bunch of sick assholes. I can not believe you agree with that. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1056029/Satan-worshippers-kill-eat-Russian-teenagers-stabbing-666-times.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1056029...</a>
What a lie!! JWs believe nothing of the sort! Stop being a horrible apostate. Get real and be kind.
I am one of jehovahs witnesses. Next time they come, just simply say you don't want them to come anymore and they won't!!! For goodness sake!! It's not difficult!! Seriously!! We won't take offense.
That is simply not on. For these people to constantly intrude on my privacy is extremely offensive and irritating. Sure, the next time these JW arrive will not be the same persons as last time, it never is, but I have been here 10 years and we get visits twice a year over that period of time. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me to see some of these JW physically attacked or even killed over their unwanted visits.
Man, I wish it was that simple! Every time I've politely told a Jehovah's Witness to leave, they get SO pushy! And they will stand there and wait if I slam the door in their face. They're so obsessed with trying to tell me about their retarded god that they can't take "no" for an answer. They're like rapists.
Man, I'm jealous! I've never had anybody come try to convert me, much less had people try to convert me so many times that I have the impetus and time to attempt to think up ways to mess with them! I say, relish that total strangers think you are so interesting and apparently valuable, and perfect the art of the speedy yet polite getaway.
I wouldn't say these persons calling think I am interesting. These efforts do the rounds and am fortunate in that my mate, often visited first, rings me in advance of their likelihood to knock and yap. I usually go the toilet and stay there until the buggers have gone.
Whatever you do, don't end up becoming one yourself. From what I've heard, it's a cult. If you want them to stop knocking on your door you need to do something that will make them want to avoid you. I suggest acting like you're insane or that you have some other problem. Most religions have not been kind to people with mental illnesses so you can give them a run for there medicine. Another thing to try, is to pretend to be a "Sexual Deviant". You can answer the door in Fetish gear and depending on your preference, you can either be the naughty masochist or the bitch sadist;) Of course, there's always conditions like Leprosy to try.
I have two friends who are witnesses of Jehovaha and they are really great persons.
I'm a a Jehovahs Witness and I have the happiest life possible. That is wrong. It is the best feeling and you should try it. Go to our meeting. ONCE.
Wrap yourself up in bandages, get make up try to blend it with oats. You know there was an episode of the Simpsons where Lisa made up this concoction and put it on Bart and Homer. When they woke up she told them they had Leprosy and they ended up going away to some island for treatment.
I surprise to see people these days believe in God but If you do convert to Jehovah's Witnesses, don't be knocking on my front door.
I think if they knock at your door then I think it's open season. I have a problem with atheists going after religious people in their homes and places of worship but if they bring that bullshit to your doorstep then it's time to get all christopher hitchens on their Jesus loving asses.