Is it normal to wet the toilet paper with water before wiping?

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I can never muster the strength to use my bare hands to soap down my crack in the shower so I result to a thorough wipe with a soaked wad of toilet paper. This technique however requires numerous wipe downs but it beats getting poop stains on my fingers. Is this normal?

Yes, that's normal and I do it as well. (Male) 25
That's kind of weird... 34
No! Not normal! 18
I haven't wiped my ass in ages... 7
My ass is too hairy to clean properly, why bother? 6
Yes that's normal and I do it as well. (Female) 15
Interesting... I'm going to try this! 3
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  • MaidHoney
    9 years ago | pl

    So you're admitting that you have a dirty rear. Wet toilet paper = wet little globs of paper...which stick to your hairs...which causes those dingle berries (dry poop balls) ...which means your version of cleanliness, is far from clean.
    You could easily use a loofa, exfoliating gel or even yes hands, and it would be much "cleaner" than your methods. There is no such thing as "poop stained" hands, the constant water and soap would prevent that, but you must have massive amounts of dump residue (and one funky smelling butt) if you're even concerned about stained hands..

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    • robbieforgotpw
      9 years ago

      To OP

      When I brown my undies it's usually two layers of fudge I lay down

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I spread my buttcheeks to check for residual material. Believe it or not my butthole gets a proper cleansing.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Baby wipes.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      That would be too expensive

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Nothing's too good for me bum.
        :-P

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        • Numbertwo
          9 years ago

          Treat your bum well and it will treat you well?
          Maybe less embarrassing farts?
          Did I see this same username on CMingle;)

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  • palepunk
    9 years ago

    If your ass is that dirty when you're taking a shower, your FIRST method of wiping after taking a shit obviously isn't working.

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  • I_steal_free_bread
    9 years ago

    lol I love that I can depend on the psycho's and weirdo's to sustain this website. This is some weird shit!

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  • Tommythecat.
    9 years ago

    Won't the toilet paper get stuck to ur bumhole?

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  • milkstank
    9 years ago

    Fuck wiping, after I pop a pound slab of shit out my ass, I immediately go face down ass up on the floor and let the shit dry... Then use a fork to scrape out the dried crust and sprinkle it over my next meal.

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  • Koda
    9 years ago

    There's a certain kind of bowel movement that necessitates wet toilet paper. It's the kind that's really sticky. Usually you'd only get this if you ate too many nuts.

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  • heyitsmeteeheehee
    9 years ago

    so basically what your saying is you do u business go to the tap wet toliet paper the. go back to the toliet and finish off

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  • drummerben04
    9 years ago

    Dude I wipe till theirs nothing left and then some. Then I hop into the shower right after and clean down their. Do that every time. Although only take a crap about once every 4-5 days so I can see why most aren't willing to do this. Hey all over Europe people use bidets which are jets of water that clean your rear. If you think just paper is cleaning down their its not. You need some water and soap if you can.

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  • OldBananaMilk
    9 years ago

    Instead of wiping down your tuccas with your bare hands in the shower, try a wash cloth. Not only will you not get poop on your hand, but it cleans better too! Win win!

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  • Todays_food_is_tacos
    9 years ago

    i shaved my buttcrack a while back, but i slipped and the razorblade went across my actual arsehole. It bled down my leg for ages. I tried not to take a poop for two days but eventually i had to. This is the only time i've felt it completely necessary to wet the toilet paper before using it.

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  • Anonnet
    9 years ago

    How do you possibly get poop stains on your fingers while in a shower?

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  • loopoo
    9 years ago

    In a shower I really think there are better ways of cleaning your ass than this.

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    I like to ride thru a carwash on the hood of the car with my ass cheeks spread wide.

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  • TareBear20
    9 years ago

    You must have quite a few dinkleberries down there, if you are spooked by cleaning your ass out in the shower. Ew. XD

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  • ilovetoiletrolls
    9 years ago

    Nope.

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    I think paper towels will have better consistency for your purposes

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    Wouldn't this leave toilet paper residue on your undercarriage?

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