Is it normal to wipe after peeing (for males)?

Ever since I've opened my eyes to wiping, I could never go back to having pee stained undies!

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Based on 52 votes (34 yes)
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  • ostrichPartner

    I wipe it on the pants of the guy next to me.

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  • Emilyx33x

    This is why unisex toilets are not okay. Shaking is yucky because pee goes everywhere

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    • I had a unisex bathroom in my dorm at college on a mixed gender floor. Most guys pissed in the shower because chicks were in the stalls all morning. Believe me, most guys were neater in the stalls than the women.

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    • McBean

      Except when some guys pee, they have a sprinkler effect. Their cock doesn't produce a single stream very well.

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  • Alichael

    I don't wipe after peeing. Now wiping my ass after shitting, that's a different story, I always do that. In fact, I've started using disposable wipes because I don't think dry toilet paper gets it clean enough.

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    • Boojum

      Normal baby wipes shouldn't be flushed, since they're plastic and can cause blockages, both in your private sewage line, and the main sewer. They also have to be extracted from the sewage at the treatment plant and disposed of.

      I don't know what's available where you live, but in the UK, it's possible to get moist toilet paper. This is actually paper, not plastic, but it's more robust than regular toilet paper.

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      • Checkmate_King

        Dont ya just hate when your finger slides through the paper while you're finishing and ends up penetrating your asshole? They need triple-ply-steel-belt toilet paper.

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      • Maid_in_Pink

        They make flushable wet wipes, they are good for cleaning up after the number 2 and also after some messy...um...fun time.

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        • Ellenna

          The manufacturers say they're flushable but they'll still block up the plumbing

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  • _Mehhhh_

    I do too.

    You have to. If you shake it goes everywhere, if you do nothing then it's uncomfortable and unclean.

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  • I always thought they gave it a good shake and put it away, but not really best placed to say if that is the normal or right thing to do.

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    • drkshade

      I use to do that, but even the hardest shake would not make it dry. Think about it - even if you try to shake your wet hands, it just wouldn't be completely dry.

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      • Alichael

        Don't shake too hard, a couple drops of piss may flicker onto your face. 😣

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  • BIgEB

    I wouldn't say it's normal...then again, I wouldn't say it's a bad thing either...

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  • Nickvey

    i guess if you had no father you were not taught how to piss. But my dad taught me it force out the last urine by using muscles and then to strip any drops out the shaft using external finger pressure. after this educated procedure just what would touching paper to cock accomplish ? you know this should be common sense to most people. Not saying you are retarded or anything. but getting piss on yourself because you didn't figure it out for yourself ??? is what it is.

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  • Pussy_Destroyer_69

    I do an advanced life hack: I put a piece of paper between the dick hole and the undies, effectively making a makeshift barrier to absorb all the rogue pee that my urethra stores after peeing.
    These are some advanced tactics so I request the highest of the discretions.

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  • Iszzy123

    I tried it work well

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  • Ummitsme

    Wtf is wrong with you people? What do you do at urinals? A bit of dick drip is a thing but that is the man's curse. Women have their periods.

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  • DeeJay27

    Unfortunately skeet stains still exist 😂

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  • jethro

    You can't wipe away what remains in the urethra. Only centrifugal force (aka shaking)can reduce it. If you don't like seeing pee stained underwear, wear only black shorts. They also disguise the skid marks.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I don't think so, but I wish they would.

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    • Maid_in_Pink

      Yeah, it doesn't take any extra time really. I've been doing it for quite awhile. Well...mine started because I was wearing a chastity cage and I HAD to sit to pee and wipe afterward and it always felt like it was going to leak so I had little pads I carried with me. Even with all that extra stuff to do it didn't take more than an extra like 20 seconds to do.

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      • Men actually wear chastity cage's for real!!!!!

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        • Maid_in_Pink

          Yes, they do. I wore mine because my SO at the time thought it was sexy. I did too I admit.

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  • Handyman

    I do. Just seeing all the drops around the urinals makes you realise how many men are leaking.

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  • Dustyair

    I don't really need to, my penis does not dribble after peeing. I trained him well :)

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  • TheOishome

    I'm the same I do this everytime now it's just more efficient than shaking it eliminates all the pee and without any of the mess it just makes more sense

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    I always do. I thought most guys did.

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  • Boojum

    I've never really seen any reason to wipe my penis. But then I change my underwear every day, wash myself before going to bed, and I'm not phobic about urine.

    I do, however, have a habit some might find strange: after peeing, I always taking a couple of sheets of toilet paper and wipe around the rim of the toilet bowl. It may be a little OCD, but I have this idea that, even if I hit the water, the stream of urine is solid, and I don't drip, there will be some fine spray.

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    • But do you put the seat down when you are done?

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      • Alichael

        I think some guys leave the seat up on purpose just to piss off the women, they find it funny. 😆

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      • Do you put the lid down when you’re done? I never understood the inequality of that, smh.

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        • Ellenna

          Everyone should put the lid down before flushing to avoid any germs spreading from the invisible spray effect, which spreads for quite a distance

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          • And yet I know not woman who does.

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            • RoseIsabella

              I do!

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            • Ellenna

              I know hardly anyone who does it, male or female, but I always do. I have enough health problems without contending with other people's germs.

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  • Fetiza000

    I cant say yes or no because im female.

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  • dilater

    i dont wipe or shake what with you clean freaks the smell of stale piss is a turn on

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    • Hopefully, the sound of my gagging is a turn on as well.

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