Is it normal to wipe the shit out of your ass when you're constipated?

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This happened to me once whenI was a child. I always had a bizarre history of bathroom issues, mainly frequent constipation. One day, I went to the toilet but, I couldn't get everything out. So, I randomly got the "bright idea" that if I couldn't get it out the old fashioned way, that I would have to get it out with a new method. I took toilet paper and kept wiping my ass until I couldn't find anymore residue on the paper.

I felt so happy and that I had done something so brilliant. I am not sure if I flushed the toilet or not, but I went to find my mother so, that I could tell her of my very important achievement. I found her and I told her. I remember her being weirded out and her telling me that I couldn't do that as it would stop up the toilet. I had no idea that my glorious method could do such a terrible thing. She ended up going into the bathroom, checking the toilet and preceding to fish out all of the toilet paper. Then, in typical fashion, she called up her mother to gossip about my "habits".

This method was a one time method only. Is it normal?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Eight pigeons... There were eight pigeons in the bathroom when I went in there, OP! They all flew out of the toilet making loud cooing noises that scared the shit out of me! Now they're in the living room threatening me and demanding that I give them bowls of Froot Loops! I'm not made of money so now I'll have to burn them. There goes my living room. All that redecorating for nothing!

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    Possibly the stupidest thing I have ever read.

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