Is it normal to worship satan?

I acknowledge the existence of God, but I think that this "all-loving" tw*t is just that - an idiot. I actively choose to act against him, holding ceremonies in my garage, ususally with myself, but sometimes I get a few people over to have special rituals where we bleed to appease Satan. I believe that eventually Satan shall win and rise to conquer this pathetic world, and when he does I want to be there to guide him and help him, and burn you useless God-worshipping sheep.
I have been advised to see a counsellor by friends - and listen to deathmetal and deathcore, like Behemoth and DevilDriver and go to as many concerts as possible, and mosh like crazy, just so that I can get hurt to that incredible music.
Should I see someone about this?

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Based on 177 votes (63 yes)
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  • It's normal for people to worship any figure of power, while I don't like the idea of worshiping Satan,it is in the end something Normal.

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  • XJayX

    What do you think Satan would do if he took control of the world? If you think everyone would die and the world would become like hell, and your ok with that, then it's not normal. But if your a true Satanist who believes Satan is kind and good and he helps his worshipers in a good way, then that's normal.

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    • .Satan.

      I'd throw a party.

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  • Orange01028

    "and burn you useless God-worshiping sheep."

    Yes, because you are most certainly not jumping on any band-wagons yourself by worshiping a deity. Luciferianism is as sheep-like as Christianity, okay?

    ~This coming from an Atheist. I do not think ANY religion is sheep-like. Everyone has the rights to believe in something, and NO ONE should have to justify their beliefs. I was only stating how OP was contradicting himself.~

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  • blueweb

    What if God and Satan were the same person?

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    • greengirl1401

      @ blueweb:I think you are a really deep thinker and you are totally right.Have you read Conversations With God? I think you should

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      I Belive they are, just they don't aggre

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    • TheGod

      God and Lucifer are not! Lucifer is full of rebellion, how dare he differs from God!

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  • FinDuMonde

    I think it's normal to worship Satan, because I do that myself (not a joke). I worship Him as a real being and as THE God. BUT.... what ISN'T normal is that you want to hurt people. That isn't what Satan is about at all. For THAT part of it, yes, you need help...and THAT part is NOT normal in any way.

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  • stanley_fedoraless

    I think it's as normal as worshiping God, if you believe in that shit. God's always seemed like a total asshole to me. I don't believe it or Satan really exist but if I did I'd probably worship Satan too.

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  • No it's not normal bnecause Satan, God, Allah or whoever the fuck you believe in isn't real and is nothing more than a few brainwashing stories, here's a better idea how about you just be normal and be an atheist?

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    • TheGod

      God is real, I will punish you, Satan will pull off your flesh and you'll eat prickles, prickles I tell you. HA HA HAAA!

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      • Or when my cells die they will give life to new cells. That's all everyone & everything is cells. No more, no less. Deal with it.

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  • CGFE3

    NO NO AND NO!! You may think by worshipping satan will mean Satan likes you but hes laughing his butt off right now at the fact that you think that! AGAIN, NO ITS NOT NORMAL! PLEASE STOP

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    • ipeeintheshower

      i agree with you, worshipping satan is BAD

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    • TheGod

      She better stop, or she'll suffer in a spiritual Prison, worship Me, or you will have no money in heaven.

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  • newdeath1701

    Ok real satanism is what the catholic church called the illuminati a group of scientists that said that the church was wrong and it had nothing to do with the devil that's just a misconception

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  • Fenix

    Successful troll is successful?

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  • If you did not notice you are as a sheep as the God worshiping people you hate so much. I don't believe in anything really because the bible is the most ridiculous story I've ever read (yes i read it, otherwise I couldn't know that I don't like religion). But if i die and I go to heaven I'll just tell God I have been wrong. but because I didn't believe in him, I'll probably go to hell.

    Oh yeah and I think this is normal.

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  • Lol I'm sure I'll see you in hell OP.
    Cause I sin like 4 times in a day haha!

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  • I think you should be able to believe whatever you want and do whatever you want
    unless your hurting someone in the process, thats where its a problem and has to stop
    and yeah
    its normal

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  • Grymlocke

    ...I'm having a hard time believing you are serious. Real Satanists are actually pretty nice people. Of coarse there is a difference between LaVayan Satanism and being a dumb teenager who doesn't know what they are doing as they try to summon the devil using rituals they learned from fucking Hollywood.

    Really what I think is you are just posting this garbage to see what kind of reactions you can get out of people. Either way you are a bigger twit than most Christians I know and that is saying a lot.

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    • TheGod

      Enjoy your punishment, or fear the Lord, for He's more jealous than Lucifer!

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  • xino00

    it's normal, because people do it.
    But you are going to hell if you don't confess to Jesus Christ.

    and what God are you talking about? there are tons of them.

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  • Alaxett

    Umm... *amen* I don't mean to advertise, but have you heard of Deism? They're much like Atheism, but they don't get rid of God just because some men in past tried to control people by give Him a bad name. Sure as in Exodus 34:14 that say "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:" I thought that's who Satan suppose to be? That's a big contradiction so I don't follow Christiany, but it doesn't feel like it's right to get God out of our life. Without Him, we can be dead wrong all along, or even exist at all.

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    • Alaxett

      *or we don't even exist at all.

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      • TheGod

        This is God, I'm sure I'm the realest.

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  • PoisonFlowers

    No. I do think that you sound silly though. Say if the Satan you speak of did exist and conquered the world, I reckon that he would sooner rip your head through your arsehole than receive guidance from you, know what I'm saying?

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    • HA!!!

      OK - poster - "I have been advised to see a counsellor by friends."

      Good advice.

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    • TheGod

      I beg to differ, it's normal to worship Satan, but it's normaler to worship a God, O you God-lover, God will be proud of you, you'll be rich in the Kingdom.

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  • Falafel87

    All religions are equally f*cked up in their own ways; making yourself bleed being the case here.

    Atheism is the only way forward, as it does not involve some power-hungry freak trying to tell you how to live your life by writing a fictitious book.

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  • tomcat1974

    youre headed down a bad road. i too did the same stuff as a kid. worshipping satan and not god. i fucked my girlfriend in the ass in the name of satan. and said stuff like fuck god i love satan. satan gave me many things money drugs power girls. but in the end he took it all back sent me to prison and made a drug addict. satan is jusr sitting back and playing with u. when he gets bored with u hell fuck u up. he lies he is an expert on lies. there will b consequences to your actions. but go ahead dont take my advice. find out for urself.

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  • TheTruthOfAll

    Even Satan is fucking God in the ass these days.

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  • sedatecorgi16

    Wow its sad to think that so many people think like this... No offense but satan is gay and a faggot.

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    • Cutiewutiewoo666

      your a faggot

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  • sedatecorgi16

    Woah dudes calm your tits, we should not be mad at him, we should feel bad for him because he will be porkchop soup in hell, You should never EVER betray the one who created and cared for you!, why would satan win?, he has no or very little power, god can do anything, remember that!

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  • felixbelacan

    when god rule, the earth is dying slowly, way too slow.
    When satan rule, the earth dead very fast.

    It is the same result man....

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  • peedota1

    shut up sheep go back to your flock. when satan comes we will all die i accept it. when he shows up ill beg him to torture me. im not afraid to die. you are go hide behind your false god the cross shall burn so shall the one you call god (aka a lazy fuck who never helps any one)

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  • ilove

    Would this be like two thieves, one trying to trust the other to hold the gun and money while the other napped?

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  • DomBark

    you fucking bastard. how dare you call christians that. i am christian and your plain sick in the head, and bleeding for the devil is pathetic. all the devil wants is bad. god wants good. so you can either pick burning in hell or resting in paradise for after you die. get some help, you freak.

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  • DomBark

    i dont usually swear.
    but that made me so mad.

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  • thinkingoutloud

    You need to quit that right now. It's the path to complete destruction. You'll destroy yourself and possibly destroy others too if you keep that up. You really, really, really need to stop behaving and thinking like that. God IS all-loving and goodness WILL triumph over evil in the end.

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