Is it normal to worship this religion?
So I've twisted Christianity into a modern day red state theology. It goes something like this:
Jimbo and Mary-Sue are a couple.
Jeedus is born, but Mary-Sue swears she didn't cheat on Jimbo...
Jeedus grows to become Jeedus Crist, Savior of the South.
His disciples are Jimmy-Jack, Jo-Bob, Shotgun Jeff, Angus the Brawler, Irley, Randy the Mule tender, Cousin Hank, Uncle Biff, and Johnny the Baptizer and Cletus the Betrayer.
Jeedus and his cousin Mary-Beth the Hooker had an on again, off again thing.
He traveled the South turning water into Budweiser and making pancakes and shrimp cocktail.
Cletus sold Him out for Brookes and Dunn tickets, and Jeedus was nailed to a John Deere Tractor.
He rose again three days later inside a moonshine distillery in Uncle Biffs farmhouse.
IIN?