Is it normal to worship this religion?

So I've twisted Christianity into a modern day red state theology. It goes something like this:

Jimbo and Mary-Sue are a couple.
Jeedus is born, but Mary-Sue swears she didn't cheat on Jimbo...
Jeedus grows to become Jeedus Crist, Savior of the South.
His disciples are Jimmy-Jack, Jo-Bob, Shotgun Jeff, Angus the Brawler, Irley, Randy the Mule tender, Cousin Hank, Uncle Biff, and Johnny the Baptizer and Cletus the Betrayer.
Jeedus and his cousin Mary-Beth the Hooker had an on again, off again thing.
He traveled the South turning water into Budweiser and making pancakes and shrimp cocktail.
Cletus sold Him out for Brookes and Dunn tickets, and Jeedus was nailed to a John Deere Tractor.
He rose again three days later inside a moonshine distillery in Uncle Biffs farmhouse.

IIN?

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Based on 81 votes (28 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • randomjelly

    That's the platform for Christians here in Texas lol!

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  • jrphotographer

    Why do people care so much about religion?

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  • almostunreadable

    Boring.

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  • annabrown

    Praise Jeedus Crist!

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    I got bored and stopped reading after the title.

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    • Enizzle

      ADD must be truly hard to live with.

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      • RomeoDeMontague

        I really don't understand why people make such a big deal about religion. I mean its not even interesting. Is it normal I am religious? Yeah, no one cares! On with your life. Well alright scratch that I don't care and no one else should.

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        • Enizzle

          Dude it's a funny idea I've been writing about for a bit. You're literally reacting in a negative fashion to an online fairy tale. I couldn't give a shit less if you're a Bhuddist, Catholic, transsexual or space man. It's just a funny.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Please do something with this. I can see it being a show on Adult Swim. It kind of rinds me of "The Heart She Holler" which is a strange ass show that is hard to keep from watching.

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  • Jimbo, Mary-Sue, and Jeedus! Hilarious!

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  • Schythl

    ROFL!! This story just made my day! I'll never think about John Deere tractors the same way again. XD

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  • Facemelter

    Haha good one roflol

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  • kellstar

    I'm not religious at all and have never read the bible but u should write a book, I'd read it, I thought it was funny :)

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  • Ryuhei

    HAHAHA

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  • marley56

    Worship whatever you want. "if god did not exist, it'd be necessary to invent" -Voltaire

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  • fecasu

    Ehh?

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  • Enizzle

    I meant this question to be catered more to the open mind than the holy roller. Move along.

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