Is it normal when taking a shit to bring your smartphone

87% Normal
9 Comments

Every time I plan on spending some time in the bathroom for a number 2 a bring my iPhone. I'm thinking what did I do ten years ago when I took a shit. It's a great time to relax and play on the phone as some of you may know, but it's strange how stranded you feel if you forget to grab it before you go in. I just love playing on my phone when taking a long shit. Not a 9 inch shit of course, but the amount of time rather.

Voting Results
87% Normal
Based on 132 votes (115 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 9 )
  • kyanviado
    12 years ago

    Bloody oath mate, that's where I am now writing this

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    4
    4
  • House
    12 years ago

    stranded?it's just the bathroom.why did you go in there in the first place? to play with the phone or take a shit?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    whats a 9 inch shit? an actual piece of shit that is 9 inches?

    I farted in my chair while I read this.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • hemper
    12 years ago

    lol i love playing music on my phone while i do a number two :P, when it's an especially intense one i'll put on some metal, just seems appropriate xD

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Shackleford96
      12 years ago

      If I ever get a "smart phone," I'll definitely try that one sometime XD

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • feuerdoo
    11 years ago

    I always play with my smartphone when I poop too. I watch videos on YouTube, I play games, I listen to music, I watch porn, I send text messages, I browse the web. There is so much things that we can do with a smartphone when you poop.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Mraaronbill
    11 years ago

    HA , I love it , before the iPhone I HAD to read something , the instruction booklet from a ps3 game , leaflet , newspaper ANYTHING ! I could get my hands on when the time struck ! Happy pooping . Inner monolog " I love go poop "

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Crudhouse
    12 years ago

    I take my laptop in there and watch The Cosby Show. Damn that was a good show

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    eh, as long as you're not taking photos.... i guess it's just like those guys who read magazines while they take a dump ;)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0