Is it normla i'm addicted to mastication?

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I masticate every day. In fact, I masticate hundreds of times. I can't help it. If I go without mastication, I just want it more and more. I feel like I'd die if I didn't masticate enough. I even masticate in public. On Thanksgiving, I masticated in front of my entire family. I wasn't even ashamed. The urge must be contagious because they all masticated too! It makes me feel like mastication is normal and everyone does it. Does anyone have any mastication stories?

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Ya, we all chew our food. You must have just learned that word.

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    • iEatZombies_
      11 years ago

      Pssh.. Not me.
      Puree steak, anyone? =D

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Haha ewwwwww

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    • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
      11 years ago

      Dammit, I was going to say that.

      Signed,
      Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        I'm sorry :(

        Sincerely dirty,
        Birdy

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Word Play

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  • Hollolly
    11 years ago

    Seriously, I was freaking out for a second, LOL.

    But talking about Masticating, I generally like to do it in private, just incase I get a little bit on my face ;P

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  • DameInDistress~
    11 years ago

    Oh yes, I masticate everywhere I go. Masticating makes me feel good.

    LOL

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Hahs I have seen this joke twice on this site. Your post is more elaborate.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Good for you happy masticating.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    What a wanker.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Your colon thanks you.

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  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago

    Looks like someone just bought a thesaurus/dictionary.

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