Is it safe to eat sawdust for breakfast?

I've been eating Fiber One cereal lately and it's scrubbing my insides really nicely, feel great all day after dropping a massive, exquisitely textured turd in the morning. However it's really expensive like 8.99 a box. I was wondering if you can add sawdust to your diet and have the same effect. Can wood be eaten or is it toxic? Seeds, supplements, prune juice, etc, don't work.

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  • KholatKhult

    I haven’t shit in 7 days so I hate you and yeah I hope you do eat sawdust you wood shittin son of a bitch

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    You'll shit out a DuraFlame log.

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  • uou

    Please do not do this, it can cause major health issues and even death. Look into other alternatives please.

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  • Ligeia

    I've had the best digestion of my life from eating two raw carrots daily. I use the vegetable peeler to peel the carrots, then I use the peeler to shred it into a bowl and I put hot sauce/salt/vinegar in there. Please try this before eating sawdust, you won't regret it.

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    • LloydAsher

      I know it's not healthy but my entire digestive system is now wired to when I consume caffeine. As a truck driver I dont often run into bathrooms during my shift and sometimes my rest areas do not include a bathroom. So it's either keep this diet or keep a bucket in my truck.

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  • kikilizzo

    Do it.

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