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My house mate has to get up for work at 5am so at about 2:30am I dunk a big bucket of ice water on him.
So I ask you this question....
I ,personally, would probably murder you. It's not my fault, I can't control my reactions when I'm sleeping.
How have you lived this long? I'm thinking that the best part of you ran down your mamma's leg, during your conception.
"It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress*" ... I think you've cheated....
Apparently it isn't yours cause you like to copy shit and pass it off as your own. At least I quote.
I'd put so many laxatives in your food.... Oh man. You'd be afraid to ever eat again.
This reminds me of when my dog Blackie was still around. She'd somehow make her way to my room and wake me up by pressing her cold wet nose on my face or feet. Though I remember that one time there was a fly in the room and she was trying to catch it. She jumped on me, stepped all over me, and scratched my face with the nails on one of he feet when she tried to paw at the fly. lol