Is it weird to feel romantically attracted to a laptop

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Sometimes I really feel like cuddling my laptop (it’s a Thinkpad X220 for those who are curious). For some reason I just get all cozy and get butterflies when I use it (just to be clear here, I only use it for normal computing and cuddling, nothing else).

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  • Inkmaster
    3 years ago

    Techophilia; that's a new one.

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  • momgetthecamera
    3 years ago

    This is why I come to this website

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  • my_life_my_way
    3 years ago

    There’s a guy who fucks his car and a woman who tried to marry the Eiffel Tower or something so you’re not alone.

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    • leggs91200
      3 years ago

      There is a guy on here who probably has sex with his car.

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  • magic7
    3 years ago

    I’m in love with my iPhone but I hate my computer

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    i once fucked a toaster

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    • SugaDaegu_328
      3 years ago

      why did i laugh. omg.

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    • PleaseTalkToMe
      3 years ago

      You burnt your cock?

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    • leggs91200
      3 years ago

      Just don't be having sex with it in the shower.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    3 years ago

    Do you cuddle it on its own or wrap it in a blanket?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I do both, but mostly on just on it's own.

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  • whatami789
    3 years ago

    You are having "Object Sexuality".I guess.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    What is wrong with you?

    That's like if I had an intercourse with a mobile phone I would look stupid.

    Why would you feel attracted to an inanimate object?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I’m guessing there are quite a few people who are attracted to inanimate objects. Remember that woman who married the Eifel Tower? There’s also a girl who was attracted to her Tetris cartridge.

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      • PleaseTalkToMe
        3 years ago

        Strange Addiction- YouTube that shit!! One dude was in love with his car, another with a roller coaster, balloons etc etc

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