Is my dog evil?

When I was young I had a lot of stuffed animals and they're all under my bed right now.
A few weeks ago my dog found them. Now every time my dog gets in my room he bites of the eyes.
After that he never looks at it again and he goes the the next one.
Does this make him evil????

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Comments ( 12 )
  • mscurriouus

    He probably thinks they're evil and all staring at him. LOL XD

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  • handsignals

    BURN HIM!! BUUURRNNN HIMMMM!!!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    It's a behavioral issue. Ripping off the eyes is probably a game to him. You need to teach him that it's wrong to chew on your stuff.

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  • ballchan

    the Bible said ,you have to burn the evil one.

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  • TheArBuilder

    He hates the creepy eyes I guess

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  • green_boogers

    Your dog is helping you by making the space under your bed less scary for you. He is trying to help you. Box up those stuffed animals and put them in a closet.

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  • NurseDiesel

    I unknowingly got a squeeky ball for my dog. It squeeked when he chomped on it. He dropped the ball, scooched back and was like wtf?! (He startles very easily,you see) He squeeked it again and was even more like wtf. He sniffed around for the squeekhole and proceeded to gnaw out the squeeker...so I got another one to see if he'd do it again. He did. Both balls were in shreds in record time. That's my story.

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    • charli.m

      Oooh clever boy :)

      My cousins have a great dane that is terrified of any cushion type beds cos she once lay down on one that had a squeaky toy under it and it scared the shit out of her. This was several years ago. She's also scared of her reflection and her tail. Tard dog ♡

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      • NurseDiesel

        Aww silly girl. My parents have a rescue that was used as a bred machine and now she's a giant 150 pound loaf. Anywhooo... she will go nuts if you use a flashlight or any reflected light like the sun hitting your watch and casting a shiny spot. She will go after that spot like a maniac. Also shadows. She hates shadows and attacks them. She is supermong.

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        • RoseIsabella

          What kinda pup is that?

          I've never had a dog larger than 70 lbs. My family had a collie dog up until about 2006. Her name was Shawna, she was pretty awesome and lived to be almost 15 years old. I'm a big fan of the Shetland Sheepdog breed and also I have a bit of a thing for Doberman Pinchers.

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          • NurseDiesel

            She's a mix. We aren't too sure of what.

            I grew up with a golden retriever and then two rottweilers. Looove rottweilers. I haven't seen a collie or shetland sheepdog in a long time. Or a doberman until recently. There is one around my neighborhood and I love when I get to see him. Very handsome boy he is.

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  • OtherSide

    Your dog could be possessed by the spirit of a murdered stuffed animal. It has no soul of it's own, so it must feed upon the souls of other stuffed animals by plucking out their eyes.

    You need get it out of your dog before he slaughters your family. You need to give him a bath in lukewarm holy water and read these words:

    Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, et secta diabolica,
    Ergo draco maledicte et sectio
    Ergo draco maledicte et legio secta diabolica
    Ut Ecclésiam tuam secúra tibi fácias servire libertáte, te rogámus, audi nos.

    Then tell him he's a good boy and give him a biscuit.

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