Is my roommate dumb) gay) or both?

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My parents have send me to Spring/Summer program in America) I am Russian) and my roommate is from Norway. I do not like him. He is too loud and is try to hard to be nice.

I was stretching in room and he throws door open and jumps in room) laughs) and says “I thought you were moaning) thank god you were not” is he stupid?

Why would you come in if you are thinking I am moaning? I ask him if he is “either queer or dumb” for “rushing in” if he thought I am moaning. He say he was just make joke. I do not like his jokes.

I tell group “leader” I do not like Norway guy) he say to me he is just trying to make friend of me. “Leader” is spineless. I do not know why they are not just give me Russian roommate. They try to mix countries for groups) it is idea of fool.

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  • Bateman89
    5 years ago | pl

    Can’t beat that Russian hospitality

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    Yes, the leader is a fool for trying to encourage people from different cultures to get to know each other.

    You should have a Russian roommate so you can put up big posters of Putin on your wall, drink vodka all night, watch Russian incest porn, and sit around in your ushanka hats glowering at each other as you talk about the mafia careers of your fathers and uncles, discuss Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, listen to Russian nationalist music glorifying Stalin and the USSR, and complain about how the room is too hot when it's 5°.

    Lots of people believe that's what Russians are like. Why don't you lighten the fuck up and try to show at least one non-Russian guy that the stereotypes aren't true?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      You are sounding dumber than Norway roommate. You do not know great power of Putin and great history of successes with Stalin. You know nothing of my great land and our culture but you give insult to me and my people. Идиот.
      I am not needing to put on fake smile like all of Americans and Westerners. And I do not need to prove myself to anyone. I know who and what I am. Do not speak again.
      Idiot Western pig.

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      • Boojum
        5 years ago

        Back to your khrushchyovka, троллинг.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          Whatever.

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      • noid
        5 years ago

        I hate the fake smile thing too and I'm American.

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  • MGEH1988
    5 years ago

    They are as warm as dry ice.

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    I'm having difficulty figuring out of this is legit or not, I'll just assume it is, I don't know about Norway folk but here in the U.S. it is common among guys to enjoy walking in on 9ther guys whddn they are pleasing themselves as it 8s commonly embarasing for the one caught, it's a silly thing really

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Sounds gay.

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  • SmokeEverything
    5 years ago

    Sounds like you should just go back to russia if you think it's so great, and while you're at it stop telling the teacher on people when they trigger your homosexual insecurities.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I did not want to come to the USA program( my parents signed me up. I know what Americans and Westerners think of me( I would never come here willingly.
      They call themself a “leader” so they should know of what is going on under them.
      I do not have homosexual insecurities.

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      • SmokeEverything
        5 years ago

        You call your rommate "queer" and are offended by his jokes because they trigger some deeply buried feelings of attraction towards men, and then you run and tell the teacher like a stupid baby.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          I am not having any attraction of men. I am actually on probation from program over stupid reason at time of now and am staying at hotel for two more days.
          Again) leaders are there to be reported to for problems and suspicions) these “teachers” and “leaders” are just spineless and are having no control of anything) it is insult to name Leader.

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  • Turbo10
    5 years ago

    most russians are dumb.

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  • _confused_
    5 years ago

    Your nationalism sounds dumber than that Norwegian guy, I hope you are troll

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      My nationalism is important to me. Americans hate their country and theirselves. Does not mean I have to.

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      • Nickvey
        5 years ago

        wrong , Democrats hate america. Republican hate democrats and fly flags in our front yards

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  • Fugazi,again
    5 years ago

    Put some novichok on his door handle

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  • Destiel_is_my_OTP
    5 years ago

    Gay =/= dumb

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago

    Poor bastard , getting stuck with norway. you should get rid of him. stick some plutonium up his ass.

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