Is my story good art?

i wrote this for the prizes in my school, it goes something like this

''hello the big one''
''i am the big one''
''did you see lately, the jesus fucks all the boys in my livingroom''
''i was not aware of that''
''take me to the red socks game they have fun football''
''the american football?''
''no the red one''
''let me fink about that and i tell you what''
''are you gud?''
''i am rhinocerus''
''go crack cap in his arse''
''tell me about it''
''where did it go?''
''am the magicians''
''wow your very brave men''
''i know i am'' (thank you)
''tell me more about the red socks''
''santa comes for them once a year, he says they are cool''
''the claus one? he fucks from behind the boys at the barnyard''
''yes indeed mr.''
(asian noises)
''i feel very pleased to me you we had gud times''
''bye my friend''
''see you in the later tense''

be honest, i accept citrics