Is my toungue germy?

I named my toungue.
his name is yum.
I like to lick EVEYTHING by everything I mean EVEYTHING. pencils eyeballs hair fingers desks worms doo doo carpet fourwheelers noses butts bottoms of shoes. It gives me a HIGH. I feel like i am important and i am on top of the world. It is so fun. 90 percent of my day is licking things. i have never had a gfbf bc they are wierded out by this . am I normal?

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23% Normal
Based on 91 votes (21 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • why the fuck is there a 8 year old kid posting this stupid shit?

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  • Rae1990

    It sounds like "Salad Fingers" wrote this post.

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  • ieatrocksdirt

    yuck. lol
    do you get sick alot?

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  • gashlover

    are you a dog or something?

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  • Avant-Garde

    Germy tongue? Yes, it's very Germy indeed. Is it normal to be downright disgusting? No, it's not.

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  • BeautifulZinnie

    A little Disturbed, but w/e floats your boat...

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  • harrylover

    I just pressed yes to make you happy. But in reality, NOT NORMAL

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  • Christoph

    aha if this is true then you should stay away from the worms and poo lol

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  • Doubting this is at all true.

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  • Scarred4life

    Eww. Eww. Eww. See a doctor. Immediately.

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  • You're a dog.

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    • PoisonFlowers

      An exceptionally intelligent dog who has figured out a way to type, no less.

      Is your tongue germy? You bet.

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