Is there a politically correct way to say "you not my type"?

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My Coworker has a crush on me. Many of my coworkers are bewildered why I am single, even the married ones. I am very professional and orderly. My parents were Military Vets and overly strict and often love was conditional to good performance. However, my taste in lovers is very unorthadox.

I tend to date strange/Eccentric/Problematic/Broken people.

An example of what I generally date or would date

Strippers/Hookers/Cam stars/Carnies/Histronics/Bipolars/Stalkers/Satanists/Occultists/People into Odditys like "Collect mummified bats" or have odd hobbies, Drag Models and literally anyone who dances, Artists, People into performing arts, and singers. Also many of my partners tend to be extremely kinky.

But I not sure if its appropriate to talk about this stuff at work. I am also Asexual

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radar

1 year ago

“I’d rather date a hooker who collects mummified bats.”

“You’re not problematic enough for me.”

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- LloydAsher
  
  1 year ago
  
  To be fair thats one interesting hooker.
  
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  - radar
    
    1 year ago
    
    True! Would befriend.
    
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    - LloydAsher
      
      1 year ago
      
      Cant say I never held a conversation with a hooker (escort) before.
      
      Just talked buisness, I was curious why her value was so low. She wanted to sell, I wanted her to upsell, not for my benefit but for hers. If you are already doing something illegal and risky may as well market a cover charge.
      
      She didnt understand why I was more intrested in the buisness aspect than having sex with her. My reason? I was broke and a tasty conversation was worth far more.
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        1 year ago
        
        I have a similar mentality and often they like me since I treat them like people.
        
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        LloydAsher
        
        1 year ago
        
        I like to chat with people from different walks in life. I dont personally judge.
        
        I like to believe I'm a good person for that.
        
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      - radar
        
        1 year ago
        
        Well, time is money. In that regard you might have ripped her off even more.
        
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        LloydAsher
        
        1 year ago
        
        In my context the money she was losing from the conversation was gained back and paid for by upgrading her prices.
        
        Hookers dont get buisness advice. If you are selling yourself for 150$ less than your competitors I had to ask the question why? Since it wasn't the std answer or the attractiveness answer it was plain lowballing price for time.
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I mean that's an honest awnser
  
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  - radar
    
    1 year ago
    
    😂
    
    (By the way, no shade intended. I like your self awareness about this and I agree with the person who suggested saying you don’t date coworkers.)
    
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LloydAsher

1 year ago

Not my type.

Dont have to be PC to just say it. It's so vague that it takes only a true snowflake to get insulted by it. Either way you dodged that bullet.

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randomperson1000000

1 year ago

Based on the fact that it's a coworker, can't you just tell them that you think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Perhaps I'll try that.
  
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malaparte

1 year ago

"Sieg heil!" usually works for me

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Anonnet

1 year ago

I think "you not my type" suffices.

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ospry

1 year ago

"literally anyone that dances"

I don't think your tastes are as selective as you think

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DADNSCAL

1 year ago

I kind of agree with Saddle. In counseling we talk about "giving them a sandwich" which means pay a compliment, give the negative feedback, then finish with another compliment. And make the bad news "we can be friends". It's the kindest.

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Tinybird

1 year ago

you're not asexual if you want to date someone.

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- Curiouskitten444
  
  1 year ago
  
  That's aromantic. My brother is asexual and still wants companionship.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Not what asexual means. Thanks for the ignorance
  
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raisinbran

1 year ago

Ask them if they're into scat.

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- LloydAsher
  
  1 year ago
  
  You might come to regret asking.
  
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Anonymous Post Author

1 year ago

A. I dont have anybody
B. They know I dont have anybody

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BleedingPain

1 year ago

Just tell them you dont want to ruin your friendship, and or that you dont date coworkers.

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Anonymous Post Author

1 year ago

Well they know I'm single.

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Curiouskitten444

1 year ago

I'm slightly confused by your taste in people, mainly the fact that they're kinky and you're asexual.
However, you could just let them know you don't think youre compatible.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I like people who stick out in some way and often they are more sexually provocative than me. I am very withdrawn, proffesional and extremely reserved. I also have an aviodent attachment style. Them being this way tends to work becuase they initiate and I just kind of there for the ride. They often end up being super kinky and I am also super kinky so that works.
  
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  - Curiouskitten444
    
    1 year ago
    
    Could you explain what kink is like for an asexual?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      I mean that depends on the asexual and thier set of kinks. There is several sets of kinks. I did break this it into a chart once explaining it once. My particular kinks fall under pain, humiliation, role-playing and pet play. Like I enjoy being bite and I have occasionally bite my partner. I also enjoy making people horny and walking away. I find it funny. I use to do this to my partners before it was so amusing watching them all worked up with no where to go.
      
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Iambillythemenacetosociety

1 year ago

I think you're ugly af.

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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  1 year ago
  
  I once said that and a few other angry sentences to an older couple that asked me for a three way. They weren't actually ugly, but they kept following me and talking to me after I said no, so I snapped at them Karen style. XD
  
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- LloydAsher
  
  1 year ago
  
  Catch more flies with honey
  
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  - Iambillythemenacetosociety
    
    1 year ago
    
    You tell someone they're ugly af, they'll leave you alone. Perfect way to reject someone.
    
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