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Ok, so let me share with you a short essay I wrote, on why veganisn is the future:

Yo ass see, muthafuckas have vibe like a muthafucka yo. Hurtin dem is bad, n' so is cappin' them, n' so is smokin dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Yo ass wouldn’t bust a cap up in n' smoke yo' dawg or yo' cat, so why do tha same ta chickens n' cows n' pigs, hmmmmm, biatch? Besides, meat is shitty fo' yo' health, fruits n' vegetablez is not, n' if you smoke too much meat yo big-ass booty is ghon take a thugged-out dirtnap at a early age. That is why we need ta tear down all meat factories n' fuck wit tha meat industry once n' fo' all. Btw abortion is pimped out.

-signed, tha smartest muthafucka eva fo' realz. Amen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

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Comments ( 6 )
  • DADNSCAL

    What language is that?

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  • harkosv

    Send it to Harvard and try harder to sound black. They'll not only accept you but give you full ride scholarship, just like they did with some dude who wrote "Black Lives Matter" over and over on the application sheet. I hear that after accepting that guy, everyone on the committee proceeded to aggressively suck each other off and Obama himself descended from the heavens to designate them "Honorary Niggas"

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  • Wow3986

    I don't think I've ever read anything written by someone so intelligent.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Wtf.🤭😂

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    "I WAS GONNA GO FISHIN ON A BOAT
    (ON A BOOOOAT)

    BUT I WAS TOO BUSY PAINTING A GOAT
    (PAINTIN A GOOOOAT)"

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    salad eatin gangstaz

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