Is this a good story?

So here’s a story I wrote, I want to know your thoughts on it. *ahem* :

'Did yo dirty ass eva hear tha Tragedy of Darth Plagueis tha wise, biatch? I thought not. It aint nuthin but not a rap tha Jedi would rap , biatch. It aint nuthin but a Sith legend yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of tha Sith, so bangin n' so wise his schmoooove ass could use tha Force ta influence tha midichlorians ta create game.. yo. Dude had such a knowledge of tha dark side dat his schmoooove ass could even keep tha ones his schmoooove ass cared bout from dying. Da dark side of tha Force be a pathway ta nuff abilitizzles some consider ta be unnatural. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack yo. Dude became so powerful... tha only thang da thug was afraid of was losin his thugged-out lil' power, which eventually, of course, da ruffneck done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Unfortunately, tha pimpin' muthafucka taught his thugged-out apprentice every last muthafuckin thang he knew, then his thugged-out apprentice capped his ass up in his chill. It aint nuthin but ironic his schmoooove ass could save others from dirtnap yo, but not his dirty ass.'