Is this a normal trip to alaska

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I recently went to Alaska with my soon to be or maybe not soon to be wife. While I was there we saw amazing sights like moose and shit. However when we got back to our hotel called La Alaskan McHotel we got our room key and entered our room for the first time. Upon entering we saw a dead moose and a pile of shit beside it that read "leave now or you will become this moose" needless to say we were terrified and my wife is currently undergoing therapy because she was brutally traumatized by this. Was that a normal trip to Alaska?

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    10 years ago

    The moose gently handcrafted a pile a shit into a threatening message, then committed suicide. He was probably still depressed about the fact that his penis will never be turned into a PS4. The poor bastard...

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    • BloodRedAndTrue
      10 years ago

      i heard a dead moose, pile of shit, and threatening message is rather erotic in the Japanese culture.

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      • FruityGoofyFaggot
        10 years ago

        You know what else is erotic? Shoving an open jar of fiberglass shards from a 1987 Chevy Corvette up my ass using the soft, delicious feces of a Silkie Rooster's anal excrement. It's like heaven. I die every time I do this, but it's so totally worth it.

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    • Larrybird
      10 years ago

      I agree 6000 percent

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    I don't believe you.

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    • Larrybird
      10 years ago

      Put a stick in your urethra

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      • Shackleford96
        10 years ago

        kinky

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        • Larrybird
          10 years ago

          Indeed you little whore i want to fuck your teeth

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    What'choo puffin, dude?

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago

    Of course it was. I expect your romantic return trip is booked already.

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  • hiddenhands
    9 years ago

    no but its normal in cananda

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  • Caity21Lifee
    10 years ago

    Troll...

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    • Larrybird
      10 years ago

      I am not a troll, i do not live under a bridge. How about you go fuck yourself in the anus with a two by four and then shove a brick in you urethra you piece of limp dick.

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      • Caity21Lifee
        10 years ago

        Someone needs a nap.

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        • Larrybird
          10 years ago

          I love you

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  • LovelyMay
    10 years ago

    I've been to Alaska! It's a beautiful place!! But we never saw anything like what you saw. Maybe it was like a prank or something. Don't let that hold you up on your trip though! :) Best of luck, -May

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  • Larrybird
    10 years ago

    Thank you all for the honest answers half of them were irrelevant but you all helped needless to say im not going back not LaAlaskan McHotel

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  • Aub
    10 years ago

    Never been to Alaska but I'm guessing that um no that definitely isn't normal.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Of course, it isn't normal. Do you report your findings to concierge? Did they or you call the police?

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    • Larrybird
      10 years ago

      Stfu

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        If you don't want help, why post the question? Especially, when there was a chance of getting answers like mine? It's all a tad contradictory, I'm afraid.

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        • Larrybird
          10 years ago

          I'm sorry, i just found out i have aids of the anal region and i have been quite upset as of late i am dreadfully sorry for snapping at you like that but i tend to be in a bad mood upon learning that i have any std's

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago

            Sorry to hear of your misfortune. On the plus side, there are scientists in Australia who say that they are close to finding a cure.
            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/potential-aids-cure-australia-hiv-protein_n_2543921.html

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Shit a dead moose and a nervous break down.

    What a party.

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