It it normal to call people at the urinal

I do this quite often. I'll start calling someone while doing my deeds, then generally when I'm finished up they'll be ready to rumble, if not no biggie, they typically don't say anything so I'm not sure they've actually noticed, even despite a few grunts and moans. Please tell me this isn't just mee???

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  • my_life_my_way

    I instantly hang up with people if I even think they might be on the toilet. It’s disgusting

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  • Mehereok1

    Normal, no. Too common? Yes. I'll be at the urinal at the sports bar I go to, and guys next to me will be on their phones, talking to or arguing with their girlfriends, sometimes yelling, or, if they're gamblers, putting in their bets while taking a piss. I always think..Can't any of this wait, like 5 minutes while you piss and hopefully wash your hands? Is talking to your gf or placing your bets that important that you need to piss while doing it?

    I've also heard guys calling Uber for a ride while at the urinal. Think to myself..That poor driver has no idea you were just in here. Please don't shake his hand when he picks you up.

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  • LloydAsher

    I mean I don't normally do that much optimization in my life, when my time is effectively pretty cheap.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Just remember to lick your fingers clean before you make the call; otherwise you could get piss on the phone.

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  • Unknown_player

    If your man's grunting to go pee then hes got an Std

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    • Inkmaster

      Or a prostate issue.

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Yessss or opiate addict. When I take opiates i cant pee

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  • Thanks for the laughs!

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  • Mammal-lover

    Gross, who grunts and moans using the bathroom?

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  • Toledorwb

    Die

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