It's fun to scare people.

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I'm a big guy. 6' 6". I spend a great deal of my time outdoors. Usually in a heavy wooded area far away form people. Even the wild animals I encounter have gotten used to my scent. And even though they keep a respectful distance from me, they don't panic and run off in a year. Every once in a while I'll see some campers. I have this wild, Grizzly Adams, look about myself so they tend to be very wary if not straight out frightened of me. Especially if it is two or more female campers out there alone. What I do to frighten them even more is to stand stock-still and glare at them. I usually carry a 16 gauge in case I run across some foraging bear cubs. Mama bear is somewhere close, that's for sure. Seeing as how I dislike people anyway (this laptop, and maybe even this site is as close to comunicating with the human race as I'm likely to come), I enjoy scaring people. Is this normal? Wouldn't harm a fly, by the way. But people see my size and look and get a good whiff of me and are ready to piss themselves. Ha! I love it. Is this normal?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    A 16 ga for bear? You are a bullshitter or a complete moron, nothing more. You are probably 5'4" and scared of your own shadow!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      The only boat you ever sailed was a toy plastic one your momma gave you to play in the bath tub during World War I. YOU are so full of horseshit flies like to lay eggs in your nostrils. Talk about calling the kettle black. Close to lights out at the nursing home old fella. Take your meds yet? If not the young black girl will come around with your med tray when it's time for your diaper change pretty soon. Night, night.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Check out the pic in my profile, if you wanna see my boat, dumbass.
        Nobody carries any shotgun if they are expecting bears. That just shows you don't know anything about bears or guns.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Wow, still up are we? Was it Bingo night at the nursing home? Those new woolen long Johns you won got you all excited you can't sleep? Ask one of the girls to bring you some warm milk or something. What? You an expert on shotguns now? Sure you are old fella, sure you are. Used to carry one when you ran with Al Capone back in the day. Used to sail Lake Michigan out of Chicago huh? Sure you did. So you know all about shotguns huh? Okay, you tell us all about it old fella. We'll believe you. Honest Injun.

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            What is your point? Are you angry because you made a stupid, childish statement with no basis in fact, and got caught out as a lying pussy?
            I already told you dumbass, didn't you read it?
            But please, do the world a favor. Go on out there big guy and kick those little cubs around and then shoot the angry mama bear attacking you with your lil 16 ga shotgun. Mama was probably hungry anyway, so you made things easy. Dumbass.
            Darwin, oh Darwin, we've got another one for your theory here.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              8 years ago

              You knew Darwin? I'm a Christian so his viewpoints have no creedence with me. Anyway it's just after 6am on Monday morning. Time for me to get ready for work. And I guess time for your diaper change. We'll talk on another post later. Stop being so full of yourself old fella. Darwin was a buddy of yours? I'm impressed.

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  • dude_Jones
    8 years ago

    Do you ever masquerade as Bigfoot?

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    • Ellenna
      8 years ago

      Maybe he IS bigfoot?

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  • PhillipLoco
    7 years ago

    Careful you don't meet your match LOL

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    One day you'll scare someone with a bigger gun than you, haven't you ever thought of that?

    And where's your internet access: in a cave?

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  • ZoeyHarleySattler
    8 years ago

    Totally normal

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  • Mario24
    8 years ago

    I wouldn't say that disliking people and staying away from your own kind is normal but scaring them is normal as long as it stays harmless. I really hope no one shoots at you while being scared. And how do you manage to pay for electricity and internet?
    PS. I have voted it normal because your Question is about harmlessly scaring people.

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  • answerme
    8 years ago

    That's hilarious.

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