Jerking off under water, iin?
Growing up I have always been very poor. As a result of that I had to make due with what I had and also developed a creative side.
Recently it was my little sister's birthday and she really wanted a Lava Lamp because she saw it on a movie we were watching from outside my neighbour's window.
So I cut a hole in the table, placed a jug of water upside down on the table, lit a candle behind the jug and put my dickhead through the hole and started jerking off.
The joy on her face when she saw my semen plopping out of me and started drifting around in the water was magical.