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Okay, this is really weird but i have a group of friends who recently revealed they keep their fecal waste in glass jars and meet every week to compare their "work". I was asked to participate but don't know how to say "no" without hurting their feelings.
Definitely find some new friends dude. If you have to worry about hurting their feelings for saying "No, I don't want to shit in a jar and compare turkels" then they are definitely not the friends you should be around.
Tell em to post it on a swap or party line n sell those jars of $#!+ bet the a$$ holes would try it
Dude, I think that your friends are just trying to get you to shit in a jar so that they can make fun of you later.
i was like.. HOLY SHIT LOLWHAT!??!?!?! YOU SERIOUS?MAD?HIGH? WTF BRO GET OUTA THERE FIND A JOB IN MCDONALDS AND MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET ALL THE WAY TO CHINA WHEN YOU GET TO CHINA FIND A JOB IN A RESTAURANT THEN BUY A HOUSE BUY A CAR AND LIVE THERE TILL THEY DIE....i was like that
Holy...shit...(literally)
I don't even know what to say to you.
No witty remarks are coming. (This could be because I recently hit my head on a sharp table edge)All I can say is that you better get some knew friends, cause the ones you have are fucked up.
What the heck, if this is for real, you're friends are Whack. They seem like so very strange. I would say, don't hang with them anymore.
Oh my gosh, I am just so amused right now. Thanks. I guess it's that stereotype about men being proud of making big or strange poop (South Park, anyone?), so it's not completely out there (if you're all guys). Still...I hope people don't go that far.
doubleDtittys, you sound like a moron but you made it twice as funny. Good work.
ULTRA COOL STORY 9000 BRO.
Seriously, feces in jars? I've heard some weird stuff, but that's just... wow.
Wat da fuck?! Just start storing them in formaldehyde so your children and grandchildren can see your wonderful peices of art. "Yep this is the one back in December of '12. It took me an hour to pass, but gramps made it through. The guys were so jealous!" LMAO
There's actually a DSM classified psychological disorder characterized by hoarding one's own waste, so it's been officially declared abnormal by those in the know... Perhaps you could get them all pet rocks instead?
Is this one of those things that could only be found in the "Stalker's Handbook"? Lol. It seems weird enough to fall into that category. Either that or your "friends" are actually aliens trying to study everything about humans. =o)
Wow 4%% normal is an all time low for this site. Makes me wonder... who the fuck are those 4%%??
Ok I understand if these people are health nuts and they like to do colon cleansing and the like, or if they're trying to research their digestive patterns.
But if its just for fun? Then they have a twisted sense of pleasure.,
Dude, did they fucking think about your feelings when they ask? politely say no and try to find some new friends because if anyone else finds out you'll be classed as the guy who fucks with jar shitters.
Are you all studying for some sort of science major? Whatever the case it does seem very weird if this is just for recreational purposes. lol.
Just imagine the smell in their rooms.... but aaany-who looking at your poopoo can actually be very useful in determining illness like bowel cancer or other things like "you need more iron in your diet" lol
What do you all do after the meeting..?
Masturbate together??
Weirdos.!!
I'm sorry if your question is genuine, but I laughed a great deal at this. Your friends shit in jars, and you are afraid of *hurting their feelings* if you refuse to shit in jars like they do. Deep stool analysis indeed.
Bull, you got the idea for this from what the eccentric billionaire, Howard Huges did. Sorry but some of us have read about this before.
that's hilarious, if it disturbs you then don't participate, it certainly isn't the norm unless you are showing your specimen to a doctor...
its unlikely they will be offended if you said no anyway
good luck :)
thats just sif man, i had some mates who used to chow a ton of food then wait a few hours until they had to 'go', then weigh themselves before and after they went to the loo to guage the weight of their crap. :p
You should fuck with them and tell them that you've been switching their shit with your shit the whole time.
I like to eat my feces, and then I have sex with them. Oh ya. Very very sexy
that is a real shame!! i used to pee in glasses when i was little because i saw my granny do it at the doctors once but um
if your a grown ass adult and ur poopin in a jar just to compare i mean come on! u can poop in the toilet and take a picture of it and picturesend it to your friend instead of all that mess!
At least they don't store them in condoms, freeze them, then use them as dildos.
i htink it is just a joke but you should do it anyways have a little fun in life you can tell your kids you shit in jars it can be a family air loom
Come back to the this board and tell us if you actually saw these jars; otherwise total bullshit they are screwing with you. Or, you are screwing with everybody on this chatboard--in this case, well played, my friend, well played.
i think the normal reaction would be "wtf, fuckin weirdos" so i dont think you have to be nice about rejecting shitting in a jar to compare it to your other friends' shit.
The "comparing" part is wierd, but you could throw it at burglars, they would NEVER come back! XD
OK, that's just WEIRD! Why would anyone even wanna store their poop in glass jars and compare?! Ppl out there really have some f*cked up tendencies.
Look, if you can't say NO to such a simple request, then how are you gonna make it out there? Just utter the word NO, and take it from there.
You need to be a NO-sayer.
it isnt a joke...and is not as funny as u would assume. my sons uncle just came.in and said to my son "dude...wth is with the bottle of piss on the sink. my sons reply...completly straight faced..."oh...i forgot to put it away"...wtf is that??? who does that??? then when i got freaked out he said "thats nothin'...i got a jar of shit in my room filled with shampoo around it so it stays preserved"...i didnt believe him.so he.went and got it...he was not kidding...i told him im googeling it and if thats.not normal.rebelious.boy behavior im calling a.psychologist tomorrow. makes it worse...his dad died 6 years ago from a self inflicted gunshot would through his skull...im scarred...this shit...LITERALLY...is not funny...it is meased up!!!
That's hilarious! You have some shitty friends. Literally. Get them out of your life before you end up doing it too!
Hahhaha holy crap man! make them no longer your friends! thats bad news!
WTF!?!?! r u nuts, who the hell NORMAL, does that, all ur friends r F***ed up,and u r too if u cant say HELL NO!
just say "FUCK NO" who cares..if they're your true friends, then thy will understand your strong opinion on it, and won't feel hurt
Hey google "jenken" it's when people piss and shit into a glass jar, let it forment in the sun and than get high on the fumes. Sounds like ur friends are addicted to "waste" honestly it's a real thing people do.
.....What the crap? (no pun intended). Just tell them kindly that you don't want to participate.
There was a South Park about something like this. They measured poos in Kurics, and there was a heated competition between Stan's Dad and Bono from U2. The episode's called More Crap.
"Normal?" Most definitely not.
There very well may be valid reasons for keeping and studying ones feces, but to compare them with other peoples' poop for fun does not sound like a very valid reason to be considered "normal".
However, it is still much preferred to your friends pooping on each other :)
i think it's cool.. but if you don't feel a strange inspiration in that idea don't force yourself...
Seriously, I would be very afraid. This kind of behavior could mean even weirder behaviors you don't know of, yet. Yikes!
Not normal. But, in a weird way, cool. If you don't wanna do it, say no, make up an excuse or what you will.
Let my tell you somthing sweetheart........................................WHAT, THE FUCK............ is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ew tht is like ZERO percent normal. what kind of friends do you have????
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL THEM NO!!!! IF IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS, THEN GOOD B/C THEY NEED SERIOUS MENTAL HELP. DO YOU WANT TO DIE OF SOME NASTY DISEASE???
Get out now. Next they will start asking you to participate in smearing that fecal matter across their faces and genitals.
well me and my friends like to piss in 2 liter coke bottles then meet every other day to drink eachothers piss. its a real bonding expirence. then we make out.
Personally, I love fermenting my shit and then taking the shit out and smearing it all over my body. Then I like to roll around in my piss.
You should try it with your friends.
ever heard the song whiskey in a jar? you can now write the song poop in a jar!!! LOLOLOLOLZZZ
i used to shit in cups and hide them in a drawer in my closet so my mom couldn't find them because i was embarrassed that i had to use the bathroom. i forgot about them and giant worms began to eat it. they were seriously like a foot long by the time i found them.
Just tell them you don't like it, they will understand.
And thet probably already know you don't like by the way you probably reacted when they told you :P
Buncha crazy fuckin bitches. Tell them to find something productive to do, like categorize various fart smells.
laughing so hard I fell out of my chair. Reminds me of shit my one buddy would do after snorting a lot of crack in he 90's.He would make gingerbread men and hearts out of poop
It's actually amazing how faeces can be different from person to person. I would totally join in. You don't get to see everyone's faeces in its freshly baked form in a daily life, do you? :) It is normal!
Italian artist Piero Manzoni canned 90 cans of his own shit and sold it for the weight of gold. Google it if you don't believe me, no shit.
Get some new friends. If not, just say "Hell no, nasty asses, if you wanna do that, don't be friends with me."
honestly, never mind their messed up feelings, this is sick and disturbing. I would just say, no you are all messed up, oh and look for a more normal group of people who don't keep shit in a jar haha
this is not normal, disgusting, and definitely you should be in counseling
I'm utterly shocked that 500 people said yes.
Once, during truth or dare, I was dared to go on my neighbor's front lawn, crap in a Solo cup, and drop the cup on the floor.
Mom was sooooooooo pissed.
K there is nothing right about this, theres something very wrong with those guys, get some new friends now!!! RUN RUN FOREST RUUUUN!!!!
Haha, it looks old, but I tried to search for the most outrageous story I could find on IIN, to fetishes, incest, or just something plain wrong, but this one I definitely want to make a comment to. You'll know by now it's not normal as your story was posted all those years ago, chances are you've forgotten about it and hopefully had better luck with finding some new friends, so you probably won't read this or all the comments, but I'm here to tell you as well that no, your friends are not normal, and I hope you ditched those eccentric freaks of nature.
I'm not saying I haven't done weird shit before, so I guess I hold my hand up a bit for being a hypocrite, but keeping turd in jars and comparing their "work"? It sounds like a hobby to them the way you describe it. What are they, turd scientists? The closest correct definition I could think of is a proctologist, but even their expertize don't involve turds. Simply put, your friends are not normal and I am laughing at this story and amazed why you even met them in the first place and wonder why you even considered their feelings. Call me OTT but the first thing I'd do is run. I wouldn't say anything. Just run.
2 Girls 1 Cup..
JUST SAY NO. They're talking about playing show n' tell with SHIT!
EW.
That sounds awesome!
It is easier to compare shit on 'rate my poo' though...
What's so bad? They're inviting you to jenk with them, fucking idiots these days..
Ahh Crap! I need to start wearing my glasses when I read these posts...I thought he said FACES! Damn! BUt, shit in a jar..NO! THAT IS NOT NORMAL!
FREAK!
Oooooh my goodness! PLEASE..Let's just not support this idea. What the hell... WHAAAAaaaat the hell!
just take a shit in a jar like a sick fuck, close it, wait a couple days, open it back up to sniff it and get high? sounds normal to me
)'.'( ermm... just walk away and never talk to them again... just dont do it
2 questions:
a) Where did you find these retarded fucks
b) Why the fuck aren't you running like hell
If I'm correct it's a way to get high. The gasses collected in the jar then they sniff it up.
NO FUCKING NO!!!!!
They seriously need help and to be on the safe side, I suggest staying the FUCK AWAY FROM THEM!!!!'
step one open the jar
step two take a shit in the jar
step three make her open the jar
its my shit in a jar!
I heard about this on a cop show on tv. Said that kids are doing this and once it is fermented they get high off of it---no shit I freaking had to rewind it to hear it again I was shocked I couldn't believe my ears.
It actually is normal because they are making jenkem. Supposedly you put shit in a jar and put a balloon on the top and let it ferment just like how alcohol ferment and the fumes get you high. I don't believe it, but if it really is the crazy awesome high people talk about, then I would be more then willing to try. I'm guessing it's just one of those things you tell people so they do it just to fuck with them :P
Hold onto chance
Lest we bleed ourselves
Save for the pets
They're the loneliest
Put into jars
We'll save this earth
Put into jars
We'll save this earth
Save into jars.
Politely decline the poopy show and tell. And then... blackmail the fuck out of the little turd hoarders!
But dude, seriously, what makes YOU think that's normal enough to come and this website and ask if its normal?
THAT IS BULLSHIT. IN A JAR. COMPARING EVERY WEEK. NOT NORMAL IN THE SLIGHTEST.
But yeah they're probably trying to prank u or something.
Ahh.... HEEEEELZZZZ NAAAAH!
That would be my instinctive reaction xD
But srsly thats freaky shitt.. Get is? Shitt? LOLZ, anyway a serious answer:
You should say this: 'I'm sorry guys but this isn't my kind of thing...' Then pull up your shoulders innocently. Yeah, that would do the trick.
What kind of fucked up friends ask u to shit in a jar... U need to find new friends
what kind of friends dont ask you to shit in jars?? you know you are good freinds whit someone if you feel secure enough to talk about and compare shits. i run with my friends alot and we shit in the woods all the time and find it funny to compare shits. sometimes of there is litter on the ground we shit in bottles etc... just a good indicator that you have a trusting relationship with your friends.
a) you are just posting a stupid post
b) your friends are just kidding with you, because you are naive.
I read this as "faces in jars"
Let's just say I'd rather I be a post about faces.
JUST SAY NO! This is not normal this is disgusting. Get your friends some help and unless your some kind of doctor you should not be comparing shit in a jar. unless your friends are some stupid guys trying to figure out who can take the biggest dumps
If this is not a bullshit story, tell them to keep that shit to themselves and never mention that to anyone again. That is the farthest thing from normal!!!
Im no expert or anything but I don't think that is normal. Maybe contact a professional like a psychologist for help.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!! but also gross. dont ever do that, lol.
ewwwwwwwww! thats gross! how does thast determin manliness, if you ever want a girlfriend.... DONT DO IT!
oh and please....for real...no rude comments cuz i been throuvh way more than enough...im.writing this on here because.it was.all i came acrossed whwn gooveling that subject...and looking for some serious answers...wth is he doing and thinking and why????? please.someone help me understand my sons actions if u have any knowledge of this nasty behavior. he' s turning 15 and swares he did it and was keeping it to do pranks on people...i dont know if i should be nieve and believe that...this is messed up...i love my son to death...any real help and not rude moronic comments very appreciated...im so scarred for what this could mean for him and his mental health...already lost my husband...cant lose my son too
Well of course I don't know your friends, but I'd say they were just kidding you.
..or so I hope
So you aim in the jar, AND SQUUUUUEEEEZZZZEEEEE and it goes plop in the jar, stored for a week or so....ROFL
Put some tacks on a jar and when you reveal it to the losers you call friends, tell them how painful it is when you take a crap.
go out and collect some rabbit turds and then compare tht XD lmao
ya but thts not normal thts just creepy and unsanitary u need new friends just tell em oh fuck no XD
lol id take 2 of his jars and "accidentally drop them in his livingroom so there would be some shit on the floor or just throw it against a wall , would be fun .
And when he tells you to clean it up , go im not your friend anymore and leave him forever :D
No dude that is not normal at all. That is the weirdest shit I've ever heard, and they will probably end up with all sorts of shit related diseases. I think Junk Food said it best.If I were you, I would rip on them mercilessly until they stop being such perverts.
LMAO you're full of shit, nice one. and i love how someone wrote its cool in a weird way, thats just hilarious.
you have to be kidding because to contemplate that comparing feces in glass jars was normal you would have to be twisted.
MAN! Are these the same guys you grew up with??? And did they ever watch "Two Girls And A Cup"? LOL!
And I think they may actually be yanking your chain, UNLESS you actually saw it for yourself?!
Time for some NEW FRIENDS!
Your Not Normal
Please Seek Help
Weird Behaviours Like This Need To Be Stopped
Absolutely nonsense thing to do. Tell them u not a crazy and dont think what they will think...
go for some good friends...
Stop hanging with them.
1. learn to say these words: "HELL NO!" 2. Stop being such a pussy. 3. get a new set of friends ASAP. 4. Uh, you shake their hands! Think about that!
Ummm I really hate that story. People who poot in jars need a new hobby.
I think this is an Urban Legend. I've heard about it before. Of course, that doesn't make it true.
Im not sure how to respond to that but serously u dont need to worrie about their feeling if they do crap like that (no pun intended) find new friends and get outta there
Com on, get real! GET NEW FRIENDS!!! This business is sick. Or it came out of your ill-bread imagination, or they're just fucking with you.
Just tell them "No, thats fucked up AND unsanitary. You shouldn't do that."
Im not sure but maybe they're trying to make Jenkem (the act of putting feces in a jar and letting it ferment for a few days or hours and inhale the contents afterwards which produce an LSD type high).
Okay, either u made that up, or they did just to see if u will really bring your shit in a jar?
Oh dear. I once heard of "Fart-in-a-jar", where by means of some method, one could trap the gas inside of a jar and seal it so that the opener could inhale it's contents.... I think I would find that a little more benign
ewww lol say no thats disgusting. dont be friends with them if thats all they have to do lol its not normal never ever do that ever.
You could maybe pretend you have a colostomy bag, and say that your digestive system doesn't work that way any more. It might work, without you having to say no. Chances are they wouldn't know a thing about colostomy bags, so they would assume it was true. Lol.
wow.. i mean keeping it in a jar is something...
but meeting up weekly to discuss it !
now thats just sick man.
OMG.. that is so WEIRD
AND SO fucked up.
that is so desgusting!
ROFL.
EWWWWWWW
wtf is up with people these days..
dude thats totally normall. i keep my piss and feces in separate jars and in the middle of the night i usually mistake the jars for jelly and i accidentally eat it...
Find some new friends. Those people obviously have some kind of mental disorder and may try to hurt you.
thats some fucked up shit dude. stay away from them. when they grow up they are going to be serial killers. if they are already grown there is a chance they have secrets.
I have a friend and we get together once a month and he likes to shit in my mouth
Get involved man, I seriously do this to. I love to smell other peoples turds and compete for whos smells more. I even changed my diet so mine stunk the most out of all my friens. I have names for all of my really a grade shits.
i'm sorry...you have a problem with saying no to this? i don't think people who save their poo have proper feelings,so i wouldn't worry about saying no. weirdo...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Next time you see their feces just dip your hand in it and have a nice taste.
that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard of.if i where you, i would keep well away from those sick people. and immediately call the mental institute, your so called "friends" need to be in a crack house every day and night for the rest of there lives.
PS: when I read it I was like COOOOOOOOLL XDD
I agree with:
"summerrose15
DO ITTTTT!
you only live once ;) "
LOL mate, wtf is with your friends? I bet they just told you, to see if you did it.. but if they're serious, it's a wonder they don't put it on plates and serve it up as a meal. YUM YUM :D
Mmmm... get the jars of their delicious poopies and eat the corn laden goodness! You'll never regret it!
Some people roll differently than others. And just say "No.", what's the worst reaction you're going to get?