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  • paramore93
    5 years ago

    The gregorian calendar is not accurate, apologies.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Fine, FINE, fine... I did it again. Rubbed peanut butter all over my balls, went next door and play with their rottweiler.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    I was in bed napping, and cuddling with my cat.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      5 years ago

      Your cat has been cuddlimg with the neighbor too. Dirty kitty....

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        That's retarded, he's a strictly indoor cat.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    Well, it is like this -
    I was probably reading this web form called "is it normal" where people ask intelligent questions and receive intelligent answers.

    So yeah. I lost track of time.

    If you do go check out that "is it normal" forum, there is this one user called "Stain" who likes to whack off to Asian tranny scat porn but he isn't so bad really.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    Someone forgot to put toilet paper in the bathroom again. It was you, wasn't it? I wasted a good pair of socks because of you!
    >:(

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      What happened to that pair of socks?

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        Some poster has been shitting in his girlfriend's drawer when she gets him mad. Another wipe(s)(ed) his poo bum with her socks, or so they claimed.

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        • megadriver
          5 years ago

          I laughed at that post, but I had no clever sarcastic comments, just shit jokes, so I said nothing...

          But just imagine the absurdity of it all... seeing this idiot shit in a sock drawer feeling proud of himself afterwards. Hahahaha!

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  • HonshuWolf200
    4 years ago

    I'm sorry I took long. I was playing Red Dead Redemption 2.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    I have four College classes plus my days are usually random.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I was outside shoveling shit in the cold this morning! Sure, I mean, I took a nap shortly afterwards, but why are YOU late?

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  • sissycakes
    5 years ago

    basically i called to say i would be home, but decided to shop at random gas stations instead. sorry

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  • SKDM007
    5 years ago

    LA LI LU LE LO

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  • dirtybirdy
    5 years ago

    I'm not here on purpose. I'll mosey along now.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    I was in a wonderful German traffic jam... that's why I'm late.

    Our fantastic idiot of a mayor decided to "upgrade" both city ring roads at the same time and add in another lane to ease congestion, so now, due to constant roadworks normal rush hour turns into gridlock.
    So every day I spend a good 2 hours of my life in my company car stuck in traffic. At least my company car is an old S-class Mercedes, so stress is kept lower by the superbly comfortable massage heated and cooled leather seats and a TV.
    Too bad there is nothing good on German tv ever. Wonder if I can stream movies via aux...

    But yeah, I'm late cause of traffic.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      Oh bull! You were whacking off while looking at a pink Volkswagen beetle that had those headlight lashes. And then you sniffed it's tail pipe and pretended it was the car's butt.

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      • megadriver
        5 years ago

        Back at it again I see... just when I thought we were gonna be buddies XD

        You really hate carguys don't you?

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        • leggs91200
          5 years ago

          Oh come on I was joking.

          I do not hate car guys. I am not too crazy about cars though because they are a pain in the ass.

          I used to be interested in them but got a bit older and just kind of stopped being interested in cars or pretty much anything that didn't involve sleep.

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          • megadriver
            5 years ago

            Most people I know would chose naps over V8s XD

            But I know what you mean, cars can be a pain in the ass, cause they are expensive to repair, shops overcharge. Gets even worse if you bought an unreliable car and why the hell would you spend your weekend halfway down the engine bay, covered in grease and dirt trying to fix the damn thing, when you can lazily watch stuff on amazon prime, or netflix and tease poor saps like me right? XD

            But that's the thing about a carguy. We aren't made of money, we know dealerships and repair shops rob you blind to fix your car, so we learn to work on them ourselves. The internet is also your best friend when it comes to fixing cars... tutorials, forums, etc... And as you become better at fixing stuff, you feel proud of your mechanic skills, you get to the point where you want a project car. A fairly cheap, quirky, cool, fun car you can work on at your own leisure and restore. Restoring a car can be actually relaxing and once you're done... You can go and annoy all your friends with your sick "new" classic car XD

            Anyway, we all got something crazy about us right? Some people are obsessed with traveling, others with cats, others with video game scores, my thing are cars.

            Tho I have to say, this month all of my cars are a pain in the ass, cause it's March... It's when I have to pay the yearly taxes and insurance on all 5 of my cars. Joy oh joy... but that's life.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    It’s not about arriving on time, it’s arriving at the RIGHT time.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    its fuckin cold

    my battery was dead

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