Ladies: if caught undressed in public what would be your biggest fear?

Fearing a creepy pervert will obsess over you 45
People making fun of you (weight, body part imperfection, etc) 76
People making fun of your underwear choice 10
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  • kelili

    Of not getting paid for it.

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  • anti-hero

    People being afraid of my freakishly huge penis and chasing me out of town with torches/pitchforks.

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    • NotStrangeBird

      If I saw a lady with such a freakishly huge penis I'd be a' gittin' my pitchfork too!

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      • anti-hero

        Don't hate me because I am beautiful.

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        • NotStrangeBird

          I can't hear you. I'm shampooing in slow motion.

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          • Shackleford96

            Don't forget to wash your tail feathers!

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            • NotStrangeBird

              Done and done.

              Oh, and in case you're wondering, the color of my plumage? Totally natural.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    Tampon string that is confused with braided pubes.

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    • thecowboy911

      LMAO

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  • slutzombie

    none of the above

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  • davesumba

    My biggest fear would be that no one bothered to stare. I like being watched.

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  • hoppy

    I wouldn't really mind. What would bother me would be if I was nude somewhere and didn't have access to clothes and had to somehow get home while still being nude.

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  • White_October

    Fear? Why would I be afraid of that? It would be awesome!

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  • ucipher8

    Cellulite, belly fat, etc etc...

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