Laying in the road

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I do it at night. I watch the stars. Smoke some fags and just relax.

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Primus

4 years ago

something so relaxing about going out when nobodys awake. bonus points if you lay on a street thats normally really busy.

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TerriAngel

4 years ago

You people need to get out more.
the poster isnt taking about a busy freeway, etc.
' ran over' etc.
its night, no streetlights.
you can see and hear cars coming for miles.
if thats how he likes to chill.
whats it to you?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Keep rocking.
  
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Doesnormalmatter

4 years ago

Lay on the roof instead! Better view and not as death defying.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Oh, trust me, if I could, I would!
  
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SwickDinging

4 years ago

I can't see any problems with this. Have fun!

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paramore93

4 years ago

We used to do that. It's a weirdly cool feeling being in the road when there are no cars. It is dangerous though with so many maniac drivers around.
Quit while you still have legs.

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megadriver

4 years ago

If you're lying on a road, where cars drive, it's a very moronic and dangerous thing to do. Definitely not normal!

If you're lying on you driveway, or in your garden - no problem.

EDIT: If I were you, I'd get a nice, comfortable lawn chair. More comfort and less annoying insects.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I've got loads of chairs, a couple chairs, and a hammock! I just prefer the road. It's not too busy at night.
  
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  - ManuelNanor
    
    4 years ago
    
    There's also the risk of you dozing off to a deep sleep and waking up in heaven or (worse) in a dark, eerie room full of screams and a maniac torturer. I don't know man, keep safe.
    
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Ellenna

4 years ago

What are you laying in the road? Eggs? Bricks? Or are you in fact LYING DOWN in the road? If so, you're running the risk of death or even worse, permanent disability.

Lie down somewhere SAFE and watch the stars and have a smoke and relax.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Every party has its pooper!
  
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SKDM007

4 years ago

nice lungs bud

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thepuppet

4 years ago

yeah just be careful

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McBean

4 years ago

Do the math. The binomial distribution is going to get you.

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

4 years ago

there was a high school football movie in the 90s that showed the players layin on the highway between lanes as an acta brinkmanship

i saw the trailer where theyre layin there cars whizzin by theyre hootin & hollerin at the cheap thrills

i says to myself and everyone else in the room that some stupid assholes are gonna try this and git killed and its gonna be a big deal

sure enough i was right and they censored that scene from the movie afterwards

moral of the story is theres no such thing as bad publicity

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- McBean
  
  4 years ago
  
  Y'alls got a good point. You'll never see cop shows where the criminals run counterintelligence. But you see fake bad publicity where a smart bad guy avoids 20 ways he thinks up that would get him caught, and a dumb cop thinks of one of the remaining 80 ways that the smart guy forgot.
  
  It's all just as well. Smart guys on Wall Street don't want you to know their game either.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    4 years ago
    
    this is either so smart its unintelligible or...
    
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dimwitted

4 years ago

I don't get it. Is cancerous asphalt an added bonus or something? It seems like something a teenie bopper does.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I'm a full grown human.
  
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Grunewald

4 years ago

Guess the song...

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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  4 years ago
  
  beatles
  
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  - Grunewald
    
    4 years ago
    
    ?
    Snow Patrol.
    
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    - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      
      4 years ago
      
      why dont we do it in the road
      
      its a beatles song
      
      also its a proposition
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        IVE BEEN SINGING THIS AT WORK ALL DAY 🤘🏾
        
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

On the meat cigarettes hay!

Why the road?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  The thrill!!!!! Naw, idk it's just freeing.... maybe it's the thrill
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    When I was young I lived in a caravan in my parents yard. I would remove the sunroof ventilation thing on the roof, then climb up there to lay under the starts. You know what.. I probably layed there with a smoke as well.
    
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