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Figured I’d wind down for the night by playing a little bit of God
Comment below and let me write you a new life !
You can give me a little description of yourself, or just leave an X and let me work you out in my brain, I know better than you anyway heh heh heh
I'm a 52 divorcée who just recently became the caregiver for her 80, and 85 year old parents. I used to work in radio broadcasting over twenty years ago, and I've worked a good bit in customer service/technical support. I think I used to try to be helpful so much more before some hormonal thing started making me more crazy. I LOVE Siamese cats, but I lost my little kitty last October.
Hmmmm France, but not actual France, the stereotypical France that everyone wants to think France is. The berets and striped shirts and skinny cigarettes type France.
Your family and circle is super pish-posh, you can play that role if you wish, but you’ve got trouble with the law after being framed for something you didn’t do. You’ve got court in a week, but you’ve also got a white polo pony and a fool-proof get-away plan
Frontier Era America. Your brother has been told he will be hung for a crime he committed.
You’re about 19, your father passed and your mother is ill.
You’re close to losing it all but you’ve got a gal who likes you closer to town, you’ve also got grandparents further rural who say they’ll take you in with open arms as long as you can work
35 years old female, lives on small island, currently looking for a job, have a 5 years old son, marriage is over but still living with my ex husband until my house is ready.
I'm a 33 year old who works 40 hours a week at Target. I've been there since 2006. I don't look, dress, or act my age. I co-own a house with my mother and pay half the mortgage but refuse to live in it atm because the town is a ghetto wasteland. My parents still live in it though. I currently live at my boyfriend's. I used to be over 200 pounds. I'm 117 pounds now. I still love to eat. I like video games and anime. I'm fixated on the Fire Emblem games and the FNAF games right now. I have seven different credit cards that I use for strategic purposes, not for impulse bullshit. My credit score is 840. I have very strange dreams at night. One has been a continuous story since 2004.
Yeah that’s way too responsible no way dog now you’re a fortune teller during the snake oil days
You actually //can// see the future but it’s up to you whether you decide to actually do anything about it or even tell people the truth for that matter. You could make insane amounts of money by getting ahead of every major event, or, you can work with the people and help everyone get a step ahead of their own future. It might drive you crazy knowing you could save almost everyone from their next moment of doom, as long as you could get to them in time
Fine, gimme your best shot.
I'm car dealership manager, recently turned regional manager. I'm from Bulgaria, served in the army, and I'm a car guy. I have a small business, I'm a part time bus driver and I love whiskey. Once I've had a few I get philosophical and talk about space exploration, history and technology, pretending that will make me sound smarter than I am. I sometimes struggle with depression and self hate and I'm a bit of an overachiever and I may have a slight drinking problem, but whatever. I'm not afraid of confrontation, or not doing things 100 percent by the book to make a profit.
And I'm happily married.
Pffff enough of this land business, you’re taking to the seas !
It’s the early 1700’s and you’ve been handed your grandfather’s small schooner. You’ve worked on a fishing rig your whole life, but this is your first ship you’ve ever had a real say with.
Rumor says there’s an island about 2 days West with some reallll expensive goods ready to be utilized. It’s also the Golden Age of pirates... But fishing is tough business, and who knows if you’re even capable of making the trip, the rig is a bit old… you could always sell the boat
Alright! Pirate! Living by my own rules, a rebel against the monarchies!
Fuck the kings and queens, I am not bowing down, I will not be a slave to royalty!
Anyone who stands in my way, will quickly learn how deep Davy Jones's locker is!
Raise all sails, every last drop of wind! Full speed ahead!
Let's make some money!
I'm 30. I'm heavily into video games (not competitive ones) and very little else.
Pathetic 56 year old overweight male virgin. Never married, only a handful of dates in my life. Unhealthy obsession with teenage girls. (I never hit on or flirt with them, just obsessed with them.) I look at porn, but only barely legal teen porn.
I have a good job as a computer programmer. I live in a condo in urban area. I make decent money and have a lot of money saved.
Overweight, but still physically active.
You’re a trader with a camel caravan who moves textiles across the sands, you’re in your late 30’s and never had any luck settling down simply because you never had a chance to meet anyone, you’ve been on a back to back work life your entire existence
You’ve got wicked artistic talent, but not a lot of time or resource to utilize it
Modern day Safari guide in Kenya, you drive people around in a Jeep to watch the elephants and gazelle, you’re in your early 30’s and your home is in a smaller village outside of town
For your area, you’re a bit late to the marriage game and your mom hounds you about it. But you aren’t that worried. You’ve got three dates set up, one with commercial money, one with political connections, and one who does grunt work in conservation.
I'm an overconfident programmer from Portland who thinks he's the absolute shit because I did a 4-week bootcamp and now I look down on people who have worked in the industry for years. I wear deep V-necks and scarves in the summer and make it a point to grow a beard even though my facial hair looks patchy and shitty. I also wear glasses frames with no lenses and I got a tattoo saying "fuck Trump" because I'm just that much of a hero and a morally superior human being than you, and am too retarded to notice the irony of getting someone's name permanently inscribed on my skin as a show of how much I hate him
Eesh.
I’m making you a taxi driver in the Middle East, you’re like mid 60’s and you have 5 kids who have moved out and a spouse, it’s the 90’s. You drive around the richy riches who talk on the phone the entire drive.
It doesn’t matter though, you’re loved at home, you’re happy, life is alright.
You’re a princess in medieval Europe, early 20’s, fantasy medieval Europe though, you’ve got dragons and wizards and all that mess.
Your pops, the king, has decided you will marry some ‘snob’ from the South to try to better some relations, rumors say he’s a real jerk but you’ve never met him personally.
Stone Age. You’re dead center of that land bridge and it’s starting to get warm.
You gotta decide whether you’re going east to Asia or West to America, this will set the path for allll of your descendants for maaaaaany years
Also you’ve got a wife and she can clock a mammoth with a rock a mile away but she’s a little… slow…
Okay first of all I’m making you massively buff, like body builder big, you work at an old folks home movin’ round old ladies. This is uhhhh 80’s Midwest USA.
You’re 45 you’ve got 3 dogs, you’re married, got a kid she’s in college. Good life Normie
Daughter can’t pick a major, she keeps asking you for advice
Phew. So I’m throwing you in France right, modern France, cause I think they need some help making the right decisions ya know ?
I’m giving you a small fortune, inheritance from some hotshot distant relative, but I’m ALSO giving you a gambling addiction cause I want to see if you can beat that mess. Remember France needs good decisions !!
No pressure Skulls 😉 not everybody wins my new-life lottery… but maybe if you keep playing… don’t !… orrrr….
Has to be something fast paced, I think I’m sticking you in the Industrial Boom era of New York. Selling papers, like in the movies.
Your parents are going to be wealthy but you gotta live with your hardknock aunt who smacks you with a wooden spoon
Also you’re 5’2” max now