Licking my feces

Haven't you been so curious that you tasted it thought it was good? I mean, I don't mean to brag but I think I have some top tier tasting fecal matter. It's all about my diet and I just always eat fruit. Dairy makes it disgusting. I like a1 sauce on it best

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  • SeriousChipotlePirate

    I am concerned about you. Eating human shit aint good for health... seriously a 5 second google search and you get your answer: https://www.quora.com/If-a-human-ate-poop-what-would-actually-happen

    You can get multiple types of deadly if non treated bacteria from that like polio, E.Coli, Hepatitis, somehow, pneumonia, and other shit (no pun intended :P) but if you really need to eat that shit microwave it at least or hard boil it like an egg or something XD.

    Seriously its really bad for your health

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  • NotAgain..

    A1 sauce = Delicious

    Poop = Not Delicious

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  • Wellyxex

    Shut up everyone that bacteria is only in your shit if that bacteria made you sick before

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  • AliceKettle

    Yeah, just no. That's fucking disgusting.

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  • FrizzyHaired

    Do not eat poo! Do you realise you could get seriously sick, even die!? That's ridiculous! Don't do it, I'm kinda warning you here. I may not be a doctor, but I know that doing this is not good for you AT ALL.

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    • Wellyxex

      Anyway he will have good bacteria in his shit because he eats lots of fruit so it's not going to harm him stupid

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    • Wellyxex

      What the fuck it's not that deadly

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  • AnimeNightLight

    Wow. Nasty.

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  • jethro

    Troll food

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  • GuineaPigWheeks

    Yuck!

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  • itisnorm

    Thankfully for you this story is false, he you did actually eat it you w ould get sick ;)

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    • Wellyxex

      There's one thing I need to tell you you won't actually get sick because that bacteria in the shit you already had before and you have something called memory cells and they make you nearly immune to that bacteria you can rarely get sick from this unless it's someone else's shit

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  • xfg25

    What if randomly threw the shit at someone in the park? Then you wouldn't have to eat it.

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  • RoseIsabella

    YaY, another lying sack of poop.

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    • mysistersshadow

      And to think my zodiac topic wasn't approved... I just don't get it.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Go figure.

        Speaking of astrology, I have a random query.

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        • mysistersshadow

          Yea? Go for it here is as good as any place.

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          • RoseIsabella

            What does you think of a Male Gemini with Mars in Gemini and Venus in Cancer with a Female Scorpio with Mars in Aquarius and Venus in Scorpio?

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            • mysistersshadow

              I'm not really a astrology person in that I don't know all the extra stuff beyond the basic signs and how the compatibility is suppose to work. Theres probly something you could find with Google that would give a better answer.

              Just from my experience Gemini and Scorpio aren't suppose to be that good together. I'm Gemini and generally do best with other Geminis tho sometime its hell if we're out of sync. My gf is a Libra and we're awesome together. One of my male roommates is Gemini and we have so much fun. His gf is a Virgo and we get on well. My other male roommate is Sagittarius and can be a little moody for my taste but hes still a good guy I could see dating him 1 on 1 and it working.

              I've also done well with Taurus but as expected they can be stubborn. My one time dating a Scorpio guy wasn't great. I can't really say what the problem was we just had compatibility issues.

              I don't know if that helps at all. I'm not a big believer in astrology but sometime its uncanny in how accurate it can be. I mostly just look at it as something fun not any kind of deal breaker.

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  • Raptahjesus

    How do you eat it? Maybe put it in a bowl like soup or do you spread it on a sandwich and pretend it's nutella?

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    • cossner

      That's quite barbaric if you ask me. I simply lick my a1 sauce of it then I'm good

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