Licking your pets

You are crazy whack! That is completely unhealthy and disgusting, especially for outdoor cats. They can carry worms and diseases. Go find something else to lick, like a lolipop.

*A woman looks out of the window*

*She calls to someone*

"Bob, he's doing it again!"

*Bob comes over to where she's standing*

*She asks him*

"What can we do?!"

*He replies*

"There's nothing we can do."

"But, it has to be illegal. He's a threat to his health and he's molesting his cat!"

"Linda, I'm sure it is illegal... But he does in his home is his business."

*Linda is frantic*

*She decides to take matters in her own hands.*

*She calls the Animal Hotline*

*Meanwhile, Bob is downstairs licking their cat...*

i hope you choke on a fur ball

hey dont listento them event hough my kitty is a indoor kitty i lick him occasionally

but i do it to bother him alot

i think its funny

Totally normal. Be sure you do it in front of everyone you know.

Omg!! Please stop before u get worms or worse!!!!!!! So unhealthy!!

that poor cat

Try licking your cat once it becomes road kill and then post about your experience on here. Or try licking his anus.He can't reach their either and he would apreciate it.Just sayin

Once in a while I'll attempt to lick my dog but end up getting my face attacked by a tongue instead.

In my opinion what you do is perfectly normal.

im so fucking skinny cause skid steals all my food goooshhhhh!!

AHAHAHAHA.

That is quite disgusting.

Puke. Ur gonna get sick. If he gets something from outside ur gonna get sick. It's the same as like licking ur fence or ur door. NASTY

As my husband would say, "go and read a book". That's pretty disgusting.

0.0 .........that's kinda disturbing......stop doing that.....think of all the germs on your cat's pelt next time you have the urge to lick it...

Oh dear lord. I neary wet myself. I actually laughed for like a minute all alone imaging it. HAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA. You lick your cats head.

If you weren't some troll and really owned a cat, you would know there is no place on a cat's body that it "can't reach" when cleaning itself. A cat has no trouble at all reaching all parts of its tail, and it licks its paws to clean its head and face, Dumbass!

You should try licking his asshole cuz cats don't like all cat food but they all love licking their asses so it must be good. Try it. Maybe they need to make butt-flavored cat food

You could purchase a cat brush/comb depending on the type of cat he is. It's a much better and I presume hygenic way to clean the cat.

Eww, I hope u r definitely single

Stupid.

Don't you get like a mouthful of hair on your tongue? That shit makes me want to throw up. As for trying cat food, my younger sister used to eat it everyday when she was like 4. Discusting :/

poor kitty cat :( and btw i think that might be called hmmm wat was it? oh yea! BEASTIALITY! if u wanna groom ur cat, there are two handy items you could use: a bath and some cat shampoo!!!

Please tell me this is a joke.
If it's not, get some serious mental help.
Poor cat..

Urngonna get sick

That is fucking disgusting

SUPER FREAK!!!

I'm sorry, you grossed me out at the cat food part.

As for grooming the cat... please stop, who knows where he's been.

Disgusting.

ii have two lhasa apsos Rosco and Skid i like t lick there cocks after they have sex