Listen, you sexy sons of bitches

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I'm sick and tired of seeing you sexy faggots talk down to yourselves all the time. I could shoot several hundred gallons of cum into your asses because of what a huge cock and everything I've got, so don't you dare imply that I don't find you sons of bitches fuckworthy. I'm what being a man is all about, I'm so oozing with testosterone and a desperate need to fuck all of you stinky-hot bastards that I could practically jerk my cock straight off to one of you bitches or bastards if I saw your photograph. It should be illegal for a site to have such a bountiful wellspring of sex appeal as this site here, there's not a woman here I wouldn't eat the shit out of and not a man in sight that I wouldn't get on my back and spread'em for. You prepossessing motherfuckers have got my ass acting UP, god-DAMN.

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  • normal-rebellious
    1 year ago

    What a gay speech, I knew the gay will advise the gay to realise their gay fuckability. I think it shouldn't spread amongst a man like me, I'm a robotic, coffee-drinking nervous wreck going out for pasta and eating it at home, lucky I am I will finish it and thank you for being so inane, it's laughable.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      "What a gay speech, I knew the gay will advise the gay to realise their gay fuckability."

      I want to print this out and frame it somewhere. If I had the ability, I'd publish you. You're like some tweaked-out beatnik or something who's having a manic episode.

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  • Vvaas
    1 year ago

    aww that's nice xoxo

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  • LloydAsher
    1 year ago

    https://youtu.be/4gql10we488

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      You think something as pathetic and inconsequential as cutting my head open would stop me from finding you as remotely sexy as you are? I'm like a praying mantis, the thought of getting my little pencil neck cut in two afterwards while my soupmate munches on my head like a boiled egg fills me with anticipation.

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    I guess I'll take that as a compliment?

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  • kikilizzo
    1 year ago

    Thanksb bae

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    1 year ago

    You're just saying that to make me feel better about my self, you don't really mean it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Listen you fuckable son of a bitch, I have a satyr inside of me and it would be more than happy to pinch a piping load inside of a mouth-watering hottie like yourself. I would be reduced to a grunting cave man smearing the walls with paint detailing the acts I'd be overjoyed to do with someone as cute as you.

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
        1 year ago

        How DARE you say such things about my appearance, I AM an ugly, fat, neanderthal-faced, boner killing bastard & you WILL accept it.

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