Look around. is there anything red in the room? if so what is it?

I see a red door and I want it painted black.

Roses and the cardinals that made a nest in there, words on my shoes, ink on my arm, roosters on my coffee mug, the neighbors Japanese maple tree, my lawnmower, freedom_ and springfurmich.

Cheerwine and part of a cigarette lighter.

A couple of books, a cereal box, the light on the 12 volt computer charger and the wifi antenna signal strength indicator.
All the wood is varnished mahogany which might be described as red.

The blood of the innocent

my school bag and the rug and my beautiful little cousin is in a red dress.

An envelope with lucky money issue and a monkey on it. Happy New year! My trainers, a Spanish fan and a heat lamp for my bearded Dragon.

My onzie, a water bottle and my phone case

A notebook, the wifi router's cable, a small screw driver that's been sitting on my desk for 2 weeks now (too lazy to put it back in toolbox after doing some repairs to a fan)

My hair.

A toy phone, candle, vase, cord, tv remote buttens, and my dogs collar

A pair of boxing gloves, my Kmart employee lanyard, the cardboard label on a blanket I never opened, and the propellers to a remote-control quad-copter I can barely begin to fly.

All of my college football stuff is a shade of red. Also, these plastic cups on my desk I should probably clean up.

A thomas the tank pillow pet.

Yes a flashing alarm. I better get out of here

a red hairspray bottle, and a few books. thats it tho

The lacy red thong I am wearing to support my balls.

A red stress ball.

My boxers on the floor. A flannel shirt on the floor. Scissors. A blanket.

A random flashlight and a notepad.

I have an old soviet watch imprinted with a red hammer and sickle.
Next to that I have some 3.5" floppy boxes.

No im driving I don't want to crash

PSP and Redtube.

Hairy ass poontang

ethernet cable socket

wow that was fun... can we try blue next?

The stripes on the American flag and a backpack laying on the floor.

flower pillow case, the vulpix theme for my Google chrome browser, and some folded paper stuck to the refrigerator.

I'm outside. There are brick red bricks directly in the perspective of my phone's camera. You can see them, can't you, OP? Is that why you made this question? You spying on my surroundings?!

A 2 on a cushion, a red lego aeroplane, a love heart on a glass evian bottle and a red smartie on a smartie wrapper.

my sofa :S

The Atlanta Falcons shirt I'm wearing.