Looking for a gay, black best friend.

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I am a human rights campaigner, and I feel that a gay and preferably black bestfriend would be a valuable asset to me as I gain power in the world of human rights. Everyone will be impressed by how well I can tolerate gayness and blackness, and my popularity will skyrocket. I'm hoping that if I can find a gay friend, it won't be too long before I can start shagging all those loose hippy chicks of the kind that I meet on demonstrations. I have already started an online petition for world peace, which my fellow campaigners greatly approved of, and since then, I have searching relentlessly for more ways to boost my image. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated. Peace everyone.

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Fall_leaves

9 years ago

Well doing something selfless without the motive of boosting your image usually does that. Idk maybe do volunteer work, help in your local community, start a community garden, start your own cause, provide for others something that they cannot provide for themselves.

If 'shagging hippy chicks' is your only motivation just grow a beard and pretend to like bob dylan.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Hey thanks for the imput man!
  I'm already sprouting some mean sideburns, but if they fall short I'll definitely give the beard a try.
  Can't be bothered with community work though. Peace.
  
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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

I don't like your type. People with little to no morals don't mix well with positions of power. Instead of using minorities to make yourself look better, you should actually do something good for the benefit of others. You need to take a good hard and long look at yourself.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  "Little to no morals" eh? Either you couldn't be bothered to read my whole post, or you're a fucking retard. World peace, gay rights, anti racism, gender inclusiveness, tolerance... don't those words mean anything to you, you silly cow? I take a good long look at myself everyday, and I am always very satisfied with what I see. Homophobe!
  
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Goomats

9 years ago

Oh boy. I hope you're a troll. Picking out someone to be your best friend because of their sexual orientation and race is inherently lame anbd judgmental. You can't fake best friendship and also you cannot be best friends with someone you are using as a prop. You don't know much about friendship.

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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

Wow, do you use everybody you know or just your black, gay bestie?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I don't harm anyone, but when it comes down to it, you're all just pawns ready to be used for my ultimate plan. Peace.
  
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Andurlittledog2

8 years ago

I do not know why, but this question and the comments have me laughing so hard I can't breathe.

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TryHardFapper

9 years ago

Why black? Because of dick size.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I'm not a homo myself, thank god. The reason for wanting him (or her indeed. No gender discrimination) to be black is that it would allow me to show that I am anti-racist and that I respect gays at the same time. There's no point in having one gay friend and one black friend when you can find a gay, black bestfriend. Kind of like a two-in-one minority tolerance displayal package.
  
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  - TryHardFapper
    
    9 years ago
    
    Ok.
    
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  - carminepersico
    
    9 years ago
    
    You sir are a genius
    
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Anonymous Post Author

9 years ago

Sometimes your sexual orientation or the colour of your skin is simply your most distinctive feature. Would you be insulted if you went to Africa and everyone referred to you as their white friend? Probably not. I want a gay (and preferably black) bestfriend so as to demonstrate my very high level of tolerance for people like that. Nobody's getting exploited, and the queer negro gets a bestfriend in the bargain.

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CountessDouche

9 years ago

Craig's List.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Dating sites are for loosers. I'm going to do things the old fashioned way, and build up my reputation as a nice, laid-back guy, then pounce on the first cumly wench I come across.
  
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ToxicCrayons

9 years ago

great

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handsignals

9 years ago

Just found OP
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/265/355/376.jpg

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Everyone should think what I think, whether that means being narrow minded or not. I am a pacifist, and I want world peace for everyone, and food for all those children in Africa, and gay rights and racial and gender inclusion for everyone. I am a very tolerant, politically correct individual. Peace.
  
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toxic-mecha

9 years ago

Yikes, you sound like a real 'winner'. Here's a tip: focus on fixing your morals a little, that'll help you with the chicks. If you're just going to use people left and right to boost your image, nobody'll want to be within a 100-mile radius of you.

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Crusades_

9 years ago

I do the same but with religious girls. I pretend i'm a christian myself to be accepted in their community. Christian girls are the easiest. They've been repressed for so long, they crave for sex all the time. And they can suck a mean dick i tellz ya!

Besides, most of them are hot as hell lol

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- thegypsysailor
  
  9 years ago
  
  We always made sure we had a nice soft blanket in the equipment van when playing catholic school gigs, back when. I'd have to agree about those catholic school girls, yes indeed.
  
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